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Choo choo! Ina Review!
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INA REVIEW
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Hi. I'm Ina,
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reviewing everything
in and out of this world, episode one.
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Today, I'm reviewing my own ghetto-ness.
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This is my wall of debt
worth 500,000 baht.
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Being in debt is like
being married to poverty.
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Once you're married,
you must find a way to live together.
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DECEMBER
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I've been paying it off for a year.
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I have four more years to go.
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It's way too long.
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The first year of torture is over.
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My salary is a bit over 10,000
minus what I owe.
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After I pay my rent, I have exactly 1,500.
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Can I get by?
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Here are my secrets for saving.
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I iron at work.
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After work, I stop to pee at the mall
and take the toilet paper home.
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I do make up like no makeup.
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Natural beauty.
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It's cheap but chic.
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Are you wondering about how I eat?
What do I eat to stay alive?
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It's bananas grouped by color.
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Dark yellow is for today.
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Super green is for next week.
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Hire me to do reviews at 084-201-3159.
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Satisfaction guaranteed.
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Anyone who wants to support me,
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please feel free to make donations.
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Don't forget to subscribe,
like, and share my channel.
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Choo choo! Ina Review!
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SRISAWAD
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Enter your info
and car photo into the app…
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Ma'am, you've already missed
two installments.
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You have an overdue balance
of 18,000 baht.
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Ina.
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I want to pay,
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but I invested the 500,000 I got
in the snail mucus cream and…
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It isn't selling at all.
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Don't trick your student.
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Pajayra--
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Ma'am.
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I remember the Pajayra teacher song,
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but the Pajero you pledged as collateral
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will get repossessed
at the end of this month.
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One second, ma'am.
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Go ahead, dear.
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Hello?
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Who's calling?
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Ma'am!
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Ma'am!
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I gotta go!
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Hey.
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Ma'am, you forgot your loafer.
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Keep it!
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Or toss it!
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Hello.
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Hi. I need a moment of your time.
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Ms. Ina Jitimaim,
you accept donations on YouTube, right?
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Yes.
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I'm Wichai Kuenkow.
I'm an official from the tax department.
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Buri Ram, zone 14.
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The tax department?
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That's correct.
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You can look up this number
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and verify it on the Internet.
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One second.
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BURI RAM TAX DEPARTMENT, ZONE 14
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Okay. Can I help you?
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I'm calling to inform you
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of a money transfer
to your savings account at JNBC
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under account number 5-9648-117-48
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in the total amount of 55,000 baht.
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Did you say 55,000?
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AMOUNT OF 500
TRANSFER
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What?
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YOU HAVE 500 BAHT DEPOSITED
INTO YOUR ACCOUNT
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Wait.
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But there is only 500 baht deposited.
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That's correct. We can't release the money
into your account yet.
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Why?
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When donations are made
to personal accounts
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that aren't qualified as nonprofits,
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they fall into tax classification eight
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and are subject to withholding tax
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at ten percent.
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-So I need to transfer 5,500 first.
-That's correct.
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Then our system will release
the money to you.
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Then I'll make the transfer now.
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TRANSFER
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YOUR INTERNET DATA HAS RUN OUT
PLEASE TOP UP
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Why does it have to run out now?
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Give me your account number.
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Six-zero-two.
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Six-seven-eight.
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One-zero-one-zero.
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It's 5,500, right?
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It's 5,500 in total.
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Number 134, please come to window eight.
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PLEASE ENTER TRANSFER AMOUNT
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CONFIRM
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ACCOUNT NAME
MR. WICHAI KUENKOW
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Wait.
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Why is it an individual account name,
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not the tax department's account?
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We use an official's name
for auditing purposes.
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MR. WICHAI KUENKOW
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CANCEL
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One moment. The ATM rejected my card.
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I'm switching to another one.
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Tangdong, check this account for me.
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Who transferred me that last 500 baht?
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Who is it?
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A call center scammer.
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Okay.
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Have you completed the transaction?
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There's no amount showing.
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The ATM is slow.
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Please be quick.
I have many more calls to make.
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Sir,
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the number five button is broken.
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Will pressing one and four
at the same time work?
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What's the matter with you?
I'm not your friend.
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Let me tell you the joke is on you.
You're a fake officer.
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The account is fake.
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Did you steal Mr. Wichai's account?
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You scumbag.
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You dried piece of dog shit. You parasite.
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Hey! Isn't that too harsh?
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You haven't lost one baht. I've lost 500.
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You deserve it.
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You better eat what you crave for now.
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You're going to jail.
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What can a net weirdo
like you do to catch me?
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I've conned a cop's wife before.
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Ina.
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ID CARD
MR. TEWA SUPPAPAISAN
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Your eyebrows look like leeches.
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Mr. Tewa Suppapaisan.
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Number 4111 Niwas Road,
Isan Sub-district, Muang District,
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Buri Ram Province.
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-How the hell?
-You're screwed.
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You're trying to con an ex-banker.
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I'm going to post your voice clip online.
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You'll be famous.
Turn on the TV and watch.
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Ellen and Amanpour
will be talking about you.
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-Wait.
-Bye.
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I'm so screwed.
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Hello?
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It's me, Leech Eyebrows.
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Don't hang up.
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I feel guilty.
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Can I pay one month of your installments?
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JANUARY
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Money can't buy me.
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How about I go see you?
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It'll just take a minute.
You delete the recording,
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and I'll knock two post-its off your wall.
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JANUARY, FEBRUARY
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It's your chance to get someone
to pay your debts.
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Someone to pay your debts…
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Are you there?
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If you want the recording deleted,
meet me tomorrow.
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Hello.
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It's the white car.
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To your right.
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Where? I don't see any cars.
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Do you know left from right?
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To the right.
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Yes, I’m right here.
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You stole a car?
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Get in the car and let's make a deal.
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No. You come out.
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You get over here.
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I'll only talk in a public space.
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Stop!
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Not you. Keep moving.
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Thank you.
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What's wrong with you? Scat.
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Jesus. She even talks to a dog.
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Stop.
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Show me your hands. Lift up your shirt.
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Are you armed?
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Are you joking?
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I'm serious.
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Higher.
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Higher.
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You're going to see my nipples.
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Higher.
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Are you a weirdo? Seriously.
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You might have weapons up there.
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You look like a newborn goat.
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So what?
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Nothing.
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Are you any good at conning people?
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I caught you.
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I got unlucky. How was I supposed to know
you were an ex-banker?
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Well?
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If you don't talk, I'll leave.
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-Bye.
-Hold on.
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Someone is refusing
to pay back what they owe.
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If you can get the money back,
I will delete the recording.
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Who is it?
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It's my friend.
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Her boy toy took her money.
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Your boy toy took your money.
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If you don't tell me the truth,
I'll just wing it.
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-We met through a dating app.
-Right.
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I was a banker. He was in his fourth year.
We dated for two months.
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He had money problems,
so I wired him 2,000 baht.
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You look bigger in person.
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Nice teeth like a cob of corn.
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Do you like my smile?
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If you do, I will smile all the time.
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You also look
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a lot cuter in person.
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Let's switch seats.
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Your side has smoke. Your hair will smell.
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Oh, right.
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I thought of surprising you later.
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But since you saw it already,
I'll give it to you now.
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Here's the money I borrowed from you.
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And this
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is the interest.
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After that meal, we became a couple.
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Leaving for Khon Kaen Province.
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Drive along.
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-What?
-Follow me in your car.
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Right before graduation,
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Petch had money problems again.
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I see.
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He paid back the money
to borrow more later.
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So you were his sugar mommy.
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How do you know?
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It's only a transcript.
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Not having one won't matter.
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I have the knowledge I need to get by.
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But you need a transcript
to apply for jobs.
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Otherwise, who will believe
you really graduated?
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How about this? I'll get a bank loan.
You can borrow it to pay your tuition.
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No, it's okay.
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I don't want to bother you.
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It's 500,000 baht.
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But I want to do it for you.
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Really?
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The reason I love you more everyday
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is because you have a big heart.
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It's as big as the ocean.
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POLICE STATION
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Ina.
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Do you want me
to pay back what I don't owe?
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I wanted to take care of you forever.
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But now that I see this side of you,
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I don't think we should be together.
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Petch.
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Petch, wait!
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I won't ask you to pay anymore.
Don't pay me back.
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But please don't leave me.
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You can stay.
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But I'm leaving.
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The cop said I gave the money willingly.
There was no contract.
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-This guy is something.
-Why are you giving him props?
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No. I'm just analyzing him.
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There you have it.
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The end of my happiness.
The cause of my pain.
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The deadbeat ex.
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-Follow me.
-Hey.
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KANOKPON TOUR
270
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,708
This is Ms. Kanokpon.
271
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:57,250
Petch is leeching off of her.
272
00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:01,583
She owns a bunch of tour branches.
She lets Petch be the manager here.
273
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:08,208
That's him.
274
00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,250
How much do you want?
275
00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:00,625
I want 500,000.
276
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:02,791
I'll do it.
277
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,000
Delete the recording now.
278
00:18:06,541 --> 00:18:07,666
Okay.
279
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:15,125
PARASITE CONS EX-BANKER.MP3
280
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,958
The name makes me want to toss your phone.
281
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,458
It's done. I deleted it.
282
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,708
Can I ask you something first?
283
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,458
Do you think Petch meant
to con me from the start?
284
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,208
"The reason I love you more every day
285
00:18:38,916 --> 00:18:40,458
is because you are
286
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:41,750
kindhearted."
287
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:43,791
"Your heart is as big as the ocean."
288
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,041
-What?
-I read his lips just now.
289
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:49,666
He said it to Kanokpon.
290
00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:51,541
Liar.
291
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:10,041
"Let's kill this love,
rum, pum, pum, pum."
292
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,125
"Cupcake cooks cook cupcakes."
293
00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:26,958
You con artist with tiny nipple tits.
294
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:30,833
What is your problem with my nipples?
295
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:54,333
Hey!
296
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,708
Hey. Chill out.
297
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:03,958
I don't fancy weirdos.
298
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,208
What's your name?
299
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,333
Tower.
300
00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:22,291
-Is that your real name?
-I just made it up.
301
00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:23,833
All right?
302
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,750
Are there no more questions?
303
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,791
PARASITE
304
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:42,125
I've got an awesome plan.
305
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,916
URGENT BUSINESS CARDS
306
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:02,291
Our plan is to trick Petch
into booking a hotel.
307
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,375
We'll pretend to be the hotel staff
308
00:21:04,458 --> 00:21:06,541
and wait for the money from Petch.
309
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:11,208
Will someone in the tour business
fall for a hotel scam?
310
00:21:11,291 --> 00:21:12,583
He knows more than us.
311
00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:14,083
Using what he knows well
312
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:15,625
makes the con work.
313
00:21:19,541 --> 00:21:20,750
First of all,
314
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:22,666
we must disguise ourselves
and survey the hotel.
315
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:23,916
I already picked the hotel.
316
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,208
It's the Le Grand Khon Kaen.
317
00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:33,583
"CBP"? What does it stand for?
318
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,416
Check Bill Petch.
319
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,250
I like it. It's a good name.
320
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:38,708
By the way,
321
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:41,208
use fake names.
322
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:45,750
Okay, boss. Let's do it.
323
00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,041
Unless necessary, don't speak.
324
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,333
If you get in a jam,
325
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:56,166
just smile. Okay?
326
00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,333
Hello.
327
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:10,166
Welcome to Le Grand Khon Kaen.
328
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:12,625
Sorry to keep you waiting.
329
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,166
I'm from Chok Boon Pa Travel, Buri Ram.
330
00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,041
-I would like--
-I'm sorry
331
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:22,250
for not making an appointment.
332
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,041
Actually, we are here to sherbet.
333
00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:26,125
"Sherbet"?
334
00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:30,500
She meant we came to do a survey.
335
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,875
I see. A survey.
336
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:36,875
I'm Yingyod. This is my secretary.
337
00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:38,500
Ina Jitimaim.
338
00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,791
Your drink is so refreshing.
339
00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:47,083
Oh, yes.
340
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,625
-It's amazing.
-Yes.
341
00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,166
I'm Sam.
342
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,833
-Did you see that?
-Yes.
343
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,875
Samson.
344
00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:01,833
My full name is Seksan Srangsuansua.
345
00:23:01,916 --> 00:23:03,916
You can call me Sam or Samson.
346
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,041
Whatever suits you.
347
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:08,375
Whatever is easiest.
348
00:23:09,125 --> 00:23:11,125
Our hotel has these kinds of rooms.
349
00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:14,666
Standard superior, 300 rooms.
350
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:18,375
Deluxe special, 43 rooms.
351
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,916
And our best seller…
352
00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:27,000
Executive suite, 30 rooms.
353
00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:33,083
They come with a workstation, Jacuzzi,
and free minibar refills.
354
00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:34,625
Our service is superb.
355
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:39,333
Is his splash guard broken?
356
00:23:39,416 --> 00:23:40,291
Hey.
357
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,625
We can talk and drink. Please.
358
00:23:45,541 --> 00:23:47,208
Your coffee is getting cold.
359
00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,458
Drink some.
360
00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:51,041
We aren't coffee people.
361
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,166
Right.
362
00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:57,416
How about I get the help
to bring you some orange juice?
363
00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,916
Orange juice.
364
00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:05,916
-How about--
-Mr. Sam.
365
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,291
May I have the executive suite rate?
366
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:11,458
Sure.
367
00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:13,916
The tour rate is lower
than the walk-in rate
368
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,333
by ten to forty percent
369
00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:18,375
depending on the season. I'll check.
370
00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:22,625
He should be quarantined.
371
00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:23,541
Do you have tissue?
372
00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:29,208
-No.
-What?
373
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:34,125
Use this so you don't get the virus.
374
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,791
Here. Mister--
375
00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:45,000
Mister--
376
00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,083
Mister--
377
00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,833
-Yingyod.
-Yes, Yingyod.
378
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:50,333
Mr. Yingyod.
379
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:53,291
I'm so forgetful.
380
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:00,500
No.
381
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:02,833
-What?
-What?
382
00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:05,750
I forgot to feed the dog this morning.
383
00:25:05,833 --> 00:25:07,333
-I see.
-I'm forgetful.
384
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,208
Me too.
385
00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:15,375
Hey.
386
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,333
It seems the air conditioner is leaking.
387
00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:20,791
I'll call the repairman.
388
00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:23,958
-Mr. Sam.
-Yes?
389
00:25:24,041 --> 00:25:26,375
Do you know Petch from Kanokpon Tour?
390
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:27,750
Yes, I know him.
391
00:25:27,833 --> 00:25:30,791
We meet often.
Petch always brings us customers.
392
00:25:31,541 --> 00:25:32,833
Do you know him?
393
00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:36,750
We meet sometimes
at tour operator seminars.
394
00:25:38,541 --> 00:25:41,125
Petch is very nice.
395
00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:44,083
During holidays, he always sends me gifts.
396
00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:46,541
Sometimes, he lets me go abroad for free.
397
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:53,166
But never mind. I'm just saying.
398
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:55,416
Have you seen
the Northern lights in Russia?
399
00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:57,666
It's very bright around this time.
400
00:25:57,750 --> 00:26:00,958
No. I've only seen pictures.
I've always wanted to go.
401
00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:04,208
You're in luck.
I have a quota for a round trip ticket.
402
00:26:04,291 --> 00:26:05,333
No, we don't.
403
00:26:07,375 --> 00:26:08,750
We do.
404
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,125
If you say so, Mr. Yingyod.
405
00:26:11,250 --> 00:26:13,208
But I think it's just to Myanmar.
406
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:15,208
What?
407
00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:17,750
I checked the email
and I'm sure it said Russia,
408
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:19,125
not Myanmar.
409
00:26:19,833 --> 00:26:21,416
Go check again. Go.
410
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,458
My secretary hasn't been
thinking straight lately.
411
00:26:26,458 --> 00:26:28,500
-Can I have a few pieces of A4 paper?
-Sure.
412
00:26:28,583 --> 00:26:29,416
So,
413
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,833
I'll arrange your ticket
to Russia right away.
414
00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:35,708
Suzie, my girlfriend, will complain
415
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:37,916
if I go see the Northern lights alone.
416
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
I'll make it two.
417
00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:41,458
That's too much.
418
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,041
It's over our budget.
419
00:26:43,125 --> 00:26:44,916
Don't worry. I'll get you two tickets.
420
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,666
-To Russia?
-Yes, sir.
421
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:53,541
-Please prepare to take time off.
-You're a true hustler, Mr. Yingyod.
422
00:26:54,875 --> 00:26:56,166
I'll buy some Heattech.
423
00:26:56,250 --> 00:26:57,750
How much will be left of my 500,000?
424
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,791
You need to invest a bit.
425
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:02,583
It will ruin our plan,
letting Sam run into Petch.
426
00:27:02,666 --> 00:27:05,083
If we include the costs,
427
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,750
how much should we con out of him?
Is 550,000 enough?
428
00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:08,958
Three million.
429
00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:10,916
That's funny.
430
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,166
This plan will need more than just us.
431
00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:15,000
What?
432
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:24,666
Our goal is three million baht.
433
00:27:26,208 --> 00:27:28,458
You and the person
who will play the client,
434
00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:30,541
you're amateurs. You get 500,000 each.
435
00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:31,625
That's one million gone.
436
00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:36,458
The person who will take Sam's place
437
00:27:36,541 --> 00:27:39,041
and wait for the money is a pro.
His fee is one million.
438
00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:42,041
And the last million?
439
00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:46,416
For me, the mastermind.
440
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,000
-No way.
-Why?
441
00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:50,708
We made a deal already.
442
00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:52,333
You deleted the recording.
443
00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,500
I work a con to get money.
444
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:56,666
I'm not a saint who helps people for free.
445
00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:04,500
I knew that you would be like this.
446
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:09,000
About your recording,
I didn't really delete it.
447
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:11,333
Hey!
448
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:12,958
Delete the clip.
449
00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:15,416
PARASITE CONS EX-BANKER.MP3
450
00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:18,083
CANCEL
451
00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:20,083
It's done. I deleted it.
452
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,708
I also knew you'd be like this.
453
00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,041
So I deleted it myself.
454
00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:38,625
It's gone!
455
00:28:59,458 --> 00:29:01,291
We're going to con
three million out of him.
456
00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:03,333
I am as bad as you.
457
00:29:03,416 --> 00:29:04,750
Don't stress.
458
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:07,166
Conning a bad guy doesn't make us bad.
459
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:10,208
He must learn a hard lesson,
460
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:13,083
so he knows what it's like to be conned.
461
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,166
Make him remember.
462
00:29:15,708 --> 00:29:17,000
Make sure he cons no one again.
463
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,458
There. That's my elementary school
Chinese teacher.
464
00:29:34,541 --> 00:29:37,083
She's currently in debt to my company.
465
00:29:37,666 --> 00:29:39,125
Her car is about to get repossessed.
466
00:29:39,208 --> 00:29:41,583
She needs cash
more than anyone in Buri Ram.
467
00:29:41,666 --> 00:29:43,041
Are you leaving already?
468
00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:47,375
See? Nobody wants to go near her.
They're afraid she'll borrow their money.
469
00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:49,125
She can speak Chinese.
470
00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:51,750
She's the best choice
to play the Chinese client.
471
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:02,833
We'll give her a makeover to look rich.
472
00:30:02,916 --> 00:30:04,791
Let's go. It's a deal.
473
00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:09,208
Eat.
474
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:11,250
Jiat.
475
00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:12,666
Eat rice.
476
00:30:13,583 --> 00:30:14,458
Jiat beung.
477
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,250
Drink tea.
478
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,125
-Jiat de.
-Freeloader.
479
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,125
You bootlicker!
480
00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:23,083
She's good. She's a quick thinker.
481
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:24,625
Okay.
482
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,666
You will be our bait.
483
00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:30,875
You'll play a foxy rich cougar
484
00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:32,875
to attract our wolf.
485
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:34,583
You might need to lead Petch on.
486
00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:39,625
Petch likes to con women.
487
00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:42,291
We're going to use this to our advantage.
488
00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:44,833
A wolf thinks only
about attacking its prey.
489
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,291
He would never suspect
490
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,458
that a sheep would trick him.
491
00:30:58,500 --> 00:30:59,708
Let's go wolf hunting.
492
00:31:04,291 --> 00:31:06,083
Why do we have to meet Petch in Bangkok?
493
00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,958
We can go to Kanokpon Tour in Khon Kaen.
494
00:31:08,041 --> 00:31:09,791
-It's much closer.
-I don't know.
495
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:11,875
An office will make us look more legit.
496
00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:14,291
We're conning
three million out of him, not 300.
497
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:15,208
Right.
498
00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:21,666
How can we go up to the office?
499
00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:23,875
We won't.
500
00:31:23,958 --> 00:31:26,833
We will tell Petch to meet us
at the lobby.
501
00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:30,250
I started the game
by contacting Petch already,
502
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:34,333
posing as someone from Lhingwu,
a Chinese beer company.
503
00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:37,583
I emailed Kanokpon Tour.
504
00:31:37,666 --> 00:31:39,166
I created a fake email account
505
00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,333
and made it look like
Lhingwu's company email.
506
00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:44,500
I said I wanted him to arrange a tour.
507
00:31:44,583 --> 00:31:47,666
The email was signed by Ms. Kluay,
Secretary of Ms. Liu, the CEO.
508
00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:51,208
It caught Petch's eye
and he replied right away.
509
00:31:51,791 --> 00:31:52,875
Hey!
510
00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:57,000
We agreed to meet
at Lhingwu's office at 10:00 a.m.
511
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:58,250
All done.
512
00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:04,916
Lhingwu Beer on the 12th floor, please.
513
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,166
Okay.
514
00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:07,125
Here.
515
00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:09,500
SECRETARY KLUAY
516
00:32:11,583 --> 00:32:14,958
KLUAY LHINGWU
SEE YOU AT THE COFFEE SHOP IN THE LOBBY
517
00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:17,000
-I'm sorry.
-Yes?
518
00:32:17,083 --> 00:32:18,583
I won't be going up. May I have my ID?
519
00:32:18,666 --> 00:32:19,833
Of course.
520
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:30,375
Here.
521
00:32:30,458 --> 00:32:32,500
CEO LIU
522
00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:41,125
Bye-bye, Yingyod, my buddy.
523
00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:42,458
Sam took off.
524
00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:46,333
We have six days and five nights
before he comes back.
525
00:32:49,208 --> 00:32:50,166
Hey.
526
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,500
Ni hao.
527
00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:59,083
Hi. I'm Liu,
528
00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:01,708
the CEO of Lhingwu Beer Thailand.
529
00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:07,125
Hello. I'm Petch from Kanokpon Tour.
530
00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:10,625
I never thought
the owner would come down herself.
531
00:34:10,708 --> 00:34:11,916
I must apologize.
532
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,583
My office upstairs is a mess.
533
00:34:14,666 --> 00:34:16,333
The repairman changed his schedule.
534
00:34:16,416 --> 00:34:18,166
That's why I changed our meeting to here.
535
00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:19,250
It's not a problem.
536
00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,500
I told you.
537
00:34:20,583 --> 00:34:23,333
She's the campfire star.
She's always the best performer.
538
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:28,291
Damn. Look at her go.
539
00:34:28,375 --> 00:34:29,541
Please have a seat.
540
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:33,375
Ms. Liu.
541
00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:38,083
Switch seats with me.
The sun is in your eyes.
542
00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:44,000
Please.
543
00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:58,333
Excuse me. I need to take this call.
544
00:34:58,416 --> 00:34:59,291
Please.
545
00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:04,625
I have a meeting today.
I'll be in Shanghai in two days.
546
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,166
Have the contract drafted.
547
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,333
Ten million yuan is fine.
548
00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,875
Your accent is very charming.
549
00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:17,791
You sound like a Chinese movie star.
550
00:35:19,666 --> 00:35:22,416
What did my assistant inform you about?
551
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:25,458
She had me book 30 rooms
at a five-star hotel
552
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:28,500
for the research and management team.
553
00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:31,750
The Chinese team wants to survey
the rice in the Northeast
554
00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:33,541
to develop a new beer formula.
555
00:35:33,625 --> 00:35:37,625
I see. I brought you a list
of five-star hotels.
556
00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:38,708
I think
557
00:35:39,416 --> 00:35:41,041
you will like it for sure.
558
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:43,416
I'm sure I will.
559
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:47,458
I wish I was 20 years younger.
560
00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:49,791
Oh, well.
561
00:35:57,166 --> 00:35:58,250
-Jesus.
-My goodness.
562
00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:04,125
This is a public space.
You can't stretch your legs here.
563
00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:05,208
Mind your manners.
564
00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:06,708
-Are you doing yoga?
-I'm sorry.
565
00:36:06,791 --> 00:36:09,333
Why don't you just lie down?
566
00:36:09,416 --> 00:36:10,541
Damn it.
567
00:36:11,166 --> 00:36:12,000
Sir.
568
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,041
How can you talk to your boss like that?
569
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:19,958
What boss?
570
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:24,791
I'm my own boss! The coffee spilled
on my nipples. They're swelling.
571
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,666
"He's an employee at your company."
572
00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:36,291
"He's being disrespectful to you."
573
00:36:37,708 --> 00:36:39,416
"Aren't you going to scold him?"
574
00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:46,291
"Don't expect me to apologize, lady!"
575
00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:49,166
"I'm not wrong." Damn it.
576
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,083
Who said that?
577
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,041
Me!
578
00:36:56,958 --> 00:36:58,291
She can't hear her phone.
579
00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:00,041
He works at Lhingwu.
580
00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:03,666
-How come he doesn't know you?
-How old are you?
581
00:37:03,750 --> 00:37:05,416
You're lucky I don't call you auntie.
582
00:37:09,875 --> 00:37:11,583
I'm not saying sorry.
583
00:37:12,166 --> 00:37:13,500
Go be bossy at home.
584
00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,916
I'm not apologizing.
I'd rather say sorry to a cat.
585
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:20,625
Hey!
586
00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:26,375
I'll have to discipline my staff.
587
00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:33,125
What department are you from?
588
00:37:33,208 --> 00:37:35,333
Didn't they inform you that
589
00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:38,750
the head office would send me here
590
00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:40,916
to reorganize this company?
591
00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:47,125
You don't care
about the company's affairs.
592
00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:49,333
You're clueless about who comes and goes.
593
00:37:50,541 --> 00:37:51,625
Cross your arms.
594
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:55,291
Do you know Lhingwu's Chinese motto?
595
00:37:56,250 --> 00:37:57,083
No, I don't.
596
00:37:57,166 --> 00:37:59,041
Study hard.
597
00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:01,125
Have discipline.
598
00:38:01,208 --> 00:38:03,666
Be in pursuit of virtue.
599
00:38:10,916 --> 00:38:14,666
I'll send you to study Lhingwu's motto
in China for a year.
600
00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,250
Go say goodbye to your wife.
601
00:38:17,125 --> 00:38:19,333
I'm sorry. Don't send me away.
602
00:38:19,416 --> 00:38:21,208
My kid is still small. My wife is young.
603
00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:23,625
My cat at home is old.
Please don't send me away.
604
00:38:23,708 --> 00:38:24,583
I'm sorry.
605
00:38:24,666 --> 00:38:26,375
I won't hold it against you.
606
00:38:27,291 --> 00:38:30,416
But please pay attention and care more
607
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:32,166
-about our company.
-Yes, ma'am.
608
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,833
Otherwise, I'll deduct your merit points.
609
00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:34,916
What?
610
00:38:35,458 --> 00:38:36,375
Yes, ma'am.
611
00:38:40,458 --> 00:38:41,333
I--
612
00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:43,041
Oh, right.
613
00:38:43,125 --> 00:38:46,875
We have a system
of awarding merit points to our staff.
614
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:52,416
That was close.
615
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,458
You're up next.
616
00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:58,125
Get ready. Keep him distracted.
617
00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,041
Here you go.
618
00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:02,916
I recommend these two hotels,
619
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,458
The Royal and Le Grand Khon Kaen.
620
00:39:05,541 --> 00:39:07,208
The Royal is cheaper.
621
00:39:07,791 --> 00:39:10,583
It must be Le Grand only, Petch.
622
00:39:10,666 --> 00:39:12,875
And I need to have
the most expensive rooms
623
00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:15,708
because the care
of my partners needs to be perfect.
624
00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:17,916
They bring me
hundreds of millions each year.
625
00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:22,291
As in yuan, not baht.
626
00:39:31,416 --> 00:39:33,541
Oh, one moment.
627
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:37,750
-Hello.
-Get his phone.
628
00:39:38,333 --> 00:39:42,375
Petch, may I borrow your phone
to calculate the yuan exchange rate?
629
00:39:43,583 --> 00:39:44,750
Sure.
630
00:39:47,541 --> 00:39:49,041
He's handing his phone to her.
631
00:39:51,625 --> 00:39:52,666
Go!
632
00:40:12,125 --> 00:40:13,166
-Ms. Liu.
-Yes?
633
00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,916
Will you excuse me?
634
00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:16,791
Take your time.
635
00:40:28,916 --> 00:40:30,458
Ina, what are you doing in Bangkok?
636
00:40:31,833 --> 00:40:33,041
-Hey.
-Petch.
637
00:40:33,125 --> 00:40:34,583
What happened?
638
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:35,708
Nothing happened.
639
00:40:37,541 --> 00:40:38,750
-I happen--
-What?
640
00:40:38,833 --> 00:40:40,041
I happen to be in trouble.
641
00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:42,250
My new boyfriend beats me.
642
00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:43,458
He beats me every day.
643
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,208
I had to move to Bangkok
644
00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:46,416
to find a job.
645
00:41:03,666 --> 00:41:05,333
NO RESULTS
646
00:41:05,416 --> 00:41:06,875
What did he save Sam's number as?
647
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:09,583
Who is your boyfriend?
648
00:41:09,666 --> 00:41:11,333
He's a boxer.
649
00:41:11,958 --> 00:41:14,916
Do you know him?
He's Vin Diesel The Rock Cena McGregor.
650
00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:18,791
Let the police help you.
I'm with a client.
651
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Petch.
652
00:41:27,041 --> 00:41:28,083
Le Grand.
653
00:41:28,791 --> 00:41:30,000
NO RESULTS
654
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:31,583
Did you find it?
655
00:41:31,666 --> 00:41:32,541
Not yet.
656
00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:34,166
Do you have Tony Jaa's number?
657
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:36,083
-I need to learn how to fight.
-Stop it.
658
00:41:36,166 --> 00:41:39,083
You know how to fight.
You can teach me. Come on.
659
00:41:51,958 --> 00:41:52,958
Petch.
660
00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:55,625
Petch, I lied.
661
00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:57,666
I want you back. Let's get back together.
662
00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:00,375
-Petch!
-Hey!
663
00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:03,666
What are you doing? People are staring.
664
00:42:05,750 --> 00:42:07,166
S--
665
00:42:07,250 --> 00:42:08,666
S--
666
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:10,708
It's Zamzun!
667
00:42:12,833 --> 00:42:14,166
Oh, shit.
668
00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:18,083
PLEASE DRAW YOUR PATTERN
669
00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:22,458
What's wrong with you?
670
00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,125
Let me go. Let go.
671
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,416
Let me go.
672
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,750
Okay. Turn around.
673
00:42:30,416 --> 00:42:32,208
I let my hair go. Are you happy?
674
00:42:33,791 --> 00:42:34,958
Have you lost it?
675
00:42:35,625 --> 00:42:36,916
Do you need to see a doctor?
676
00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:43,541
Petch.
677
00:42:44,875 --> 00:42:46,416
Can I go stay with you?
678
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,791
-Ina, let go!
-I can be your driver.
679
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:51,083
I love you so much.
680
00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:53,250
I'll do anything! I mean it!
681
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,958
Shit. She's not holding back.
682
00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:03,583
A diamond, huh?
683
00:43:11,458 --> 00:43:16,916
If you need a kidney, you can have mine.
684
00:43:19,041 --> 00:43:20,500
Mission accomplished. You're mine.
685
00:43:20,583 --> 00:43:22,541
You can take my kidney.
686
00:43:22,625 --> 00:43:23,958
Take one of my kidneys.
687
00:43:24,041 --> 00:43:25,708
Take it! Take my kidney!
688
00:43:25,791 --> 00:43:27,291
Petch!
689
00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:28,458
EDIT
690
00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:38,833
Excuse me.
691
00:43:38,916 --> 00:43:39,833
This seat,
692
00:43:40,416 --> 00:43:41,333
is it taken?
693
00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:43,041
Go ahead.
694
00:43:43,125 --> 00:43:44,416
SAVE
695
00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:54,125
She's a senior
who stalked me back in school.
696
00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:56,875
You're super charming.
697
00:43:58,375 --> 00:44:01,208
Are you done with my phone?
698
00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:03,250
What?
699
00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:04,166
Well?
700
00:44:10,250 --> 00:44:11,416
Petch!
701
00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:16,041
Petch!
702
00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:30,666
I'm sorry.
703
00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:31,625
I'm sorry for--
704
00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:35,958
Killing this love,
rum, pum, pum, pum, pum.
705
00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:45,125
Ms. Liu.
706
00:44:45,791 --> 00:44:47,625
I'm really sorry.
707
00:44:48,708 --> 00:44:50,083
It's all right.
708
00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:54,375
You're cute. I'm not surprised
that girls are crazy for you.
709
00:44:55,583 --> 00:44:56,416
Here.
710
00:44:57,083 --> 00:44:58,750
-Your phone.
-Thanks.
711
00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:02,875
I'll call the hotel
to make your booking then.
712
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:14,083
Hey.
713
00:45:36,875 --> 00:45:38,666
PETCH KANOKPON TOUR
714
00:45:38,750 --> 00:45:39,750
DECLINE
715
00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:46,541
FAKE SAMSON
716
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:54,458
I'M AT A SEMINAR IN RUSSIA.
MY SALES GUY, PONGSAKORN, WILL CALL.
717
00:45:55,083 --> 00:45:57,000
The hotel just sent me a message.
718
00:45:57,083 --> 00:45:59,833
Their head of sales went abroad,
719
00:45:59,916 --> 00:46:01,875
but they will send someone in his place.
720
00:46:04,291 --> 00:46:05,708
But after today,
721
00:46:06,541 --> 00:46:08,125
can I contact you directly?
722
00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:10,375
If you don't call,
723
00:46:10,916 --> 00:46:12,791
I'll be mad at you.
724
00:46:14,875 --> 00:46:17,875
Even if you get mad,
I'm good at making up.
725
00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:45,875
Aren't you being too emotional?
726
00:46:57,291 --> 00:46:59,625
Patch up your pants.
The edge of your panties are showing.
727
00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:04,750
Not even close.
728
00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,291
SECRETARY KLUAY
729
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:17,458
Is that a distraction technique?
730
00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:20,833
What technique?
731
00:47:22,041 --> 00:47:23,166
You're distracting me.
732
00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:25,708
You wish.
733
00:47:40,875 --> 00:47:43,500
RESIDENT PARKING ONLY
734
00:47:45,958 --> 00:47:49,000
SECRETARY KLUAY
735
00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:54,208
PARASITE
736
00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:00,375
SAVE
737
00:48:00,458 --> 00:48:04,125
WICHAI, TEWA, YINGYOD,
SECRETARY KLUAY, TOWER
738
00:48:06,208 --> 00:48:07,250
Ina.
739
00:48:07,958 --> 00:48:10,791
Look. Petch just sent me a flirty message.
740
00:48:10,875 --> 00:48:13,750
Is it okay that I miss you?
741
00:48:13,833 --> 00:48:16,041
He sent me a goodnight sticker.
What should I do?
742
00:48:16,125 --> 00:48:19,125
Send him a heart spam.
743
00:48:19,208 --> 00:48:20,416
Fire away.
744
00:48:25,375 --> 00:48:27,750
MOM
745
00:48:33,916 --> 00:48:34,833
Hello, Mom.
746
00:48:34,916 --> 00:48:36,333
Is Petch still paying you back?
747
00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:38,208
He pays me every month.
748
00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:40,541
Are you together or did you break up
without telling me?
749
00:48:41,291 --> 00:48:42,916
We are still smitten.
750
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:47,208
Good. Remind him
to send money on the nose.
751
00:48:47,291 --> 00:48:50,166
If they take the land,
I'll have no place to sleep.
752
00:48:51,916 --> 00:48:53,291
If he gets a bonus,
753
00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:55,333
I'll use it to close our debt.
754
00:48:55,416 --> 00:48:56,666
It's good if you can close it.
755
00:48:56,750 --> 00:49:00,458
I won't let the bank take your land, Mom.
756
00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:07,541
Hey.
757
00:49:08,125 --> 00:49:09,291
I'm hungry.
758
00:49:09,375 --> 00:49:11,416
Let's go find something to eat.
759
00:49:16,125 --> 00:49:17,416
WILAI'S PORK BLOOD SOUP
760
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:19,333
Were you asleep or awake?
761
00:49:19,416 --> 00:49:21,375
You weren't reading my lips, right?
762
00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:23,625
You're so full of yourself.
763
00:49:23,708 --> 00:49:24,916
You're not that interesting.
764
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,125
What would you like to drink?
765
00:49:26,208 --> 00:49:27,958
Iced coffee, chrysanthemum,
or longan juice?
766
00:49:35,708 --> 00:49:37,458
The tea is fine. It's free.
767
00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:38,583
Took you long enough.
768
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,333
Where did you learn to read lips?
769
00:49:43,416 --> 00:49:44,958
Well,
770
00:49:45,541 --> 00:49:46,583
when I was in jail,
771
00:49:47,791 --> 00:49:49,750
the TV was on, but the sound was off.
772
00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:50,916
So, I learned to read lips.
773
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,875
I don't believe everything I hear.
774
00:49:53,958 --> 00:49:55,791
You're lying. I can tell.
775
00:49:58,958 --> 00:50:00,625
If you can see through people,
776
00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:02,333
how did you get conned out of 500,000?
777
00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:04,250
When you're in love, you believe anything.
778
00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:07,583
Who would think
the person you love will con you?
779
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:14,750
You have no girlfriend.
You won't understand.
780
00:50:16,291 --> 00:50:18,583
Here's your pork blood soup with no blood.
781
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:23,416
Won't you answer me?
782
00:50:24,916 --> 00:50:26,083
Silence is my answer.
783
00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:28,000
My answer is no.
784
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:29,916
It's boring.
785
00:50:30,583 --> 00:50:32,125
Flirting is like conning.
786
00:50:33,666 --> 00:50:35,541
Guys just fake being nice
787
00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:36,541
to get in your pants.
788
00:50:37,541 --> 00:50:38,583
It's just another con.
789
00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:42,916
I won't argue with you.
A dummy like me won't win.
790
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:43,875
Hey.
791
00:50:46,958 --> 00:50:48,500
It has nothing to do with being dumb.
792
00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:51,666
You only have one problem.
793
00:50:52,458 --> 00:50:55,000
You met a bad guy. That’s all.
794
00:50:58,250 --> 00:50:59,875
You know what they say.
795
00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:03,333
A player on the field can't read the game.
796
00:51:06,208 --> 00:51:07,083
It's mushy.
797
00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:09,958
This is so mushy.
798
00:51:12,083 --> 00:51:13,291
Hey.
799
00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:15,791
-Look and tell me what it is.
-I don't know.
800
00:51:15,875 --> 00:51:16,916
It's yummy.
801
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,625
Excuse me. What is this?
802
00:51:19,708 --> 00:51:21,625
I'm not sure. Open your mouth wider.
803
00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:24,875
Wilai, come look at this.
804
00:51:24,958 --> 00:51:26,708
What is this? It's yummy.
805
00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:29,583
It's either spleen or kidney.
806
00:51:30,166 --> 00:51:31,500
I'm not sure.
807
00:51:32,541 --> 00:51:33,666
It's intestine.
808
00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:35,750
Wow. Your car is fierce.
809
00:51:36,666 --> 00:51:39,250
But you drive slow like my grandma.
810
00:51:39,333 --> 00:51:40,583
I don't like to drive fast.
811
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
I get car sick when the car goes fast.
812
00:51:46,125 --> 00:51:47,791
-Film it but don't post it.
-Choo choo.
813
00:51:47,875 --> 00:51:51,458
I'm Ina, reviewing everything
in and out of this world, episode two.
814
00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:54,250
Today, I'm reviewing sleeping
in a convertible.
815
00:51:54,791 --> 00:51:57,250
Why do you sleep in your car?
What's good about it?
816
00:51:59,125 --> 00:52:00,125
It's easy to get away.
817
00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,875
It's an answer that befits a con artist.
818
00:52:02,958 --> 00:52:05,500
Con artists must sleep in their cars.
819
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:07,375
Hey!
820
00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:37,291
A picture of St. Basil's Cathedral
for my buddy.
821
00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:51,375
The booking details
for 30 executive suites.
822
00:52:53,041 --> 00:52:58,208
For the duration of 30 days,
the total price is
823
00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:00,375
three…
824
00:53:00,458 --> 00:53:02,041
TOTAL OF 3,600,000 BAHT
825
00:53:02,125 --> 00:53:03,500
You said we would do three million.
826
00:53:04,791 --> 00:53:05,916
What is this?
827
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,500
You're conning 600,000 more out of him?
828
00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,125
No. I left room to negotiate.
829
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:12,625
Come on.
830
00:53:13,708 --> 00:53:14,583
Here.
831
00:53:16,041 --> 00:53:18,875
A tour company normally transfers
money to the hotel.
832
00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:21,500
We won't get that money. So what do we do?
833
00:53:22,541 --> 00:53:24,083
We give him a discount as bait.
834
00:53:24,166 --> 00:53:25,416
Pressure him to pay cash.
835
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,458
Pay cash to get a discount.
836
00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:30,166
You took that from a food promotion.
837
00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:34,500
The guy who plays the salesman is coming.
838
00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:35,458
He's never late.
839
00:53:46,250 --> 00:53:48,458
Is he a man or a ghost?
840
00:53:48,541 --> 00:53:50,750
How amazing.
841
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,500
He's my brother.
842
00:53:53,583 --> 00:53:54,458
His name is Jone.
843
00:53:54,541 --> 00:53:56,500
Jones as in an English name?
844
00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:58,791
It's Jone as in a crook in Thai.
845
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:04,166
-How are you?
-Damn.
846
00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:06,041
Is that how young people say hi?
847
00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:07,125
I'm good.
848
00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:11,166
Here.
849
00:54:25,583 --> 00:54:26,875
Show me some love.
850
00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:28,833
I carried you
since your willy was a tiny lizard.
851
00:54:29,375 --> 00:54:31,708
Now, it is a gecko.
852
00:54:33,791 --> 00:54:34,791
He's embarrassed.
853
00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:36,791
He likes to be carried
since he was little.
854
00:54:36,875 --> 00:54:38,291
When I rock him, he falls asleep.
855
00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:51,083
It's a flawless plan with lots of details.
856
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:53,708
I trained him myself.
857
00:54:58,250 --> 00:55:00,166
Can we trust this guy?
858
00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:02,416
Of course. We crawled out together.
859
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,750
Are you siblings? You don't look alike.
860
00:55:04,833 --> 00:55:06,458
We crawled out of prison together.
861
00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:11,083
Three million, bro.
862
00:55:11,958 --> 00:55:12,916
Later.
863
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,541
He came like a crook.
864
00:55:19,625 --> 00:55:20,875
And took off like a thief.
865
00:55:27,583 --> 00:55:28,625
Mr. Petch.
866
00:55:29,291 --> 00:55:31,791
I'm Pongsakorn from Le Grand Hotel.
867
00:55:31,875 --> 00:55:33,875
Mr. Sam told me to call you.
868
00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,125
Please tell me all the requirements.
869
00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:43,833
Thank you.
870
00:55:46,416 --> 00:55:47,750
We arrived at the airport.
871
00:55:47,833 --> 00:55:49,541
Aren't you getting out, sir?
872
00:55:49,625 --> 00:55:51,333
I changed my plans.
873
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,166
Please drop me off in town.
874
00:55:55,541 --> 00:55:58,291
Mr. Petch, I'm in front of Kanokpon Tour.
875
00:55:58,375 --> 00:55:59,416
Please come in.
876
00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:28,875
The weather is very hot.
877
00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:34,666
GRAND TOTAL OF 3,600,000 BAHT
878
00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:40,458
It says 3.6 million.
879
00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:42,250
That's correct.
880
00:56:44,375 --> 00:56:45,458
Is 2.7 million okay?
881
00:56:46,958 --> 00:56:48,708
Is 2.7 million okay?
882
00:56:48,791 --> 00:56:50,083
May I?
883
00:56:53,833 --> 00:56:54,958
One moment.
884
00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:06,666
I can accommodate you at 3.5 million.
885
00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:13,500
If this price is still too high,
886
00:57:13,583 --> 00:57:15,833
I must apologize on the hotel's behalf.
887
00:57:15,916 --> 00:57:18,083
I'll have to keep the rooms.
888
00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:19,333
How about 2.8 million?
889
00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:29,375
If I sell you the rooms at this price,
it's like I'm signing my resignation.
890
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:34,250
That's okay.
891
00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:37,625
I'll try to talk to the client
about changing hotels.
892
00:57:38,875 --> 00:57:40,416
For our next deal,
893
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:42,500
I'll try to be of more help.
894
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:45,708
I must apologize for today.
895
00:57:45,791 --> 00:57:47,875
I'll see myself out. Goodbye.
896
00:57:59,125 --> 00:58:00,916
It must be Le Grand only.
897
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,375
The care of my partners must be perfect.
898
00:58:17,708 --> 00:58:18,916
You see,
899
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,166
I want to give you the price you ask for.
900
00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:23,208
But with this much discount,
901
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:25,541
I'll need to consult with the GM.
902
00:58:28,833 --> 00:58:29,708
Thank you.
903
00:58:51,041 --> 00:58:56,958
Just a little rain on the window sometimes
904
00:58:57,041 --> 00:59:00,083
Just a little rain on holiday
905
00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:05,250
It might be
906
00:59:11,291 --> 00:59:12,333
It might be
907
00:59:18,333 --> 00:59:20,666
Even myself I don't know
What day I'm with you
908
00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:23,125
Always sleepwalking and daydreaming
Every time I look up
909
00:59:23,208 --> 00:59:26,083
In the sky a drop of dew falls in my eyes
910
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:28,166
And within today,
How tomorrow will I walk and eat
911
00:59:28,250 --> 00:59:30,041
Will I allow the day and time
To walk how far
912
00:59:30,125 --> 00:59:32,666
But alas the morning sun was not
Glowing bright
913
00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:35,541
Okay, boss. Thank you.
914
00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:40,500
That looked intense.
915
00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:43,291
I had a lot to discuss with the GM.
916
00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:48,041
This is the best price we can offer you.
917
00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:51,333
We can give you 3.3 million.
918
00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:53,916
-I think--
-But--
919
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,750
My GM proposed that
920
00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:58,083
if you can pay in cash,
921
00:59:58,166 --> 01:00:01,000
we can go as low as three million.
922
01:00:01,875 --> 01:00:05,208
If this price is okay,
we can settle the payment terms.
923
01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:11,875
Is everything okay?
924
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:19,875
Our plan is on
925
01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:21,250
target!
926
01:00:23,083 --> 01:00:23,916
Jone.
927
01:00:24,875 --> 01:00:26,791
Get in before Petch sees you.
928
01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:32,958
Petch is calling.
929
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:37,666
We need to play hard to get.
930
01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:40,833
Ms. Liu is having dinner with a client.
931
01:00:40,916 --> 01:00:42,083
She can't answer her phone.
932
01:00:47,166 --> 01:00:48,500
Do you have black clothes?
933
01:00:49,541 --> 01:00:51,666
My condolences. He was so young.
934
01:00:52,458 --> 01:00:54,666
-No blood, please.
-No blood?
935
01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:55,583
No.
936
01:00:56,541 --> 01:00:58,250
-Here.
-Spoon, please.
937
01:00:58,333 --> 01:00:59,291
-Here.
-Thank you.
938
01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:06,333
Chinese noodles, Pavilion 2.
939
01:01:06,416 --> 01:01:07,833
You call this dinner?
940
01:01:07,916 --> 01:01:09,250
I imagined a fancy dinner.
941
01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,083
If you want to eat fancy, eat that.
942
01:01:11,875 --> 01:01:12,791
It's food for nobles.
943
01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:16,750
More like funereal disposals.
944
01:01:22,541 --> 01:01:24,166
Would you like some crooked goods?
945
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,500
Steamed banana sticky rice, Pavilion 4.
946
01:01:31,583 --> 01:01:32,666
Jone told me
947
01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:35,208
he taught you the art of conning
when you were five.
948
01:01:35,291 --> 01:01:36,333
Really?
949
01:01:36,416 --> 01:01:39,083
I was his distraction technique.
950
01:01:39,166 --> 01:01:40,041
How?
951
01:01:42,208 --> 01:01:43,750
I was such a cute kid then.
952
01:01:44,416 --> 01:01:46,041
Jone took me to a gold shop.
953
01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:47,791
He used me as a decoy.
954
01:01:48,416 --> 01:01:51,250
I see. So he picked you up this morning
955
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:52,958
to reminisce about the past.
956
01:01:53,041 --> 01:01:55,416
Every time we meet, he picks me up.
957
01:01:57,416 --> 01:02:00,708
So what you said
about crawling out of prison together,
958
01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:01,625
is that for real?
959
01:02:04,125 --> 01:02:04,958
Yes.
960
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,333
We got arrested once.
961
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:13,041
I'll play one hand.
962
01:02:13,125 --> 01:02:14,291
-Hurry.
-Here's two.
963
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,416
-I'll win again.
-Here.
964
01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:18,041
Freeze, everyone!
965
01:02:18,583 --> 01:02:21,708
-This is the police.
-Hold it. Stop.
966
01:02:22,291 --> 01:02:24,291
-You used to be a cop?
-Yes.
967
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,916
You're all under arrest.
968
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,375
Damn it! A cop is here!
969
01:02:31,583 --> 01:02:32,541
Something's wrong.
970
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:34,791
Are you going to listen?
971
01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:36,791
-Continue.
-Okay.
972
01:02:36,875 --> 01:02:38,791
Save yourselves! Leave everything!
973
01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:44,791
Scat.
974
01:02:45,750 --> 01:02:47,875
Deputy Inspector,
I'm off to another gambling ring.
975
01:02:47,958 --> 01:02:48,791
Copy that.
976
01:02:52,208 --> 01:02:53,625
I know what happened next.
977
01:02:53,708 --> 01:02:54,958
You ran into the real deal.
978
01:02:55,916 --> 01:02:58,208
Yes. I almost shit my pants.
979
01:02:59,416 --> 01:03:00,291
Hey.
980
01:03:03,041 --> 01:03:04,541
Let me go.
981
01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:06,041
I told you not to gamble, right?
982
01:03:06,125 --> 01:03:07,166
What station are you from?
983
01:03:10,750 --> 01:03:11,875
The city station.
984
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:14,166
I'm from the city station too.
You don't look familiar.
985
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,458
Hey. Don't stop.
986
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:23,916
Keep the headlock on.
987
01:03:24,541 --> 01:03:25,458
Let me go.
988
01:03:26,416 --> 01:03:29,583
Hey. I actually know a lieutenant colonel.
989
01:03:29,666 --> 01:03:30,750
A police lieutenant colonel?
990
01:03:30,833 --> 01:03:32,625
Colonel KFC Sanders!
991
01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:37,250
It was game over.
992
01:03:40,416 --> 01:03:41,958
Now we will call Petch.
993
01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:44,583
Ask him to pay the hotel in advance.
994
01:03:44,666 --> 01:03:47,500
It's up to Ms. Liu
whether we'll get the money.
995
01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:51,625
Lead him on so this wolf howls in heat.
996
01:03:52,208 --> 01:03:54,458
-Baa.
-Baa.
997
01:03:54,541 --> 01:03:55,833
Baa.
998
01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:57,958
-Baa.
-Baa.
999
01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:03,583
-Baa.
-Baa.
1000
01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:07,416
-Call Petch right now.
-Damn.
1001
01:04:13,125 --> 01:04:14,291
Hello, Ms. Liu.
1002
01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:16,750
I was going to call
and update you about the hotel.
1003
01:04:16,833 --> 01:04:18,166
I'm so sorry, Petch.
1004
01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:20,583
I was having dinner with a client.
1005
01:04:20,666 --> 01:04:22,416
I couldn't answer your call.
1006
01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:27,416
Goodness. You must be tired
from working so late.
1007
01:04:29,666 --> 01:04:31,208
I'm not tired at all.
1008
01:04:31,291 --> 01:04:32,250
-Hey.
-What?
1009
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,083
You're very dedicated.
1010
01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:36,500
You work all day without any complaints.
1011
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:42,333
I can't do half as much as you.
1012
01:04:42,416 --> 01:04:44,458
You are truly a working woman.
1013
01:04:45,041 --> 01:04:48,833
"Oh, but it would be nice
to have someone take care of me."
1014
01:04:51,333 --> 01:04:55,916
Oh, my. Keep talking like that
and I might fall for you.
1015
01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:01,125
I closed the deal on the hotel
1016
01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:02,916
and made an appointment
to make the payment.
1017
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,250
Please arrange the payment accordingly.
1018
01:05:09,041 --> 01:05:11,166
Can you pay in advance first?
1019
01:05:11,250 --> 01:05:13,000
My company is closed for the holidays.
1020
01:05:13,083 --> 01:05:15,250
I'll pay you back after New Year's.
1021
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:18,083
Pay in advance?
1022
01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:28,875
I'm sorry, Ms. Liu.
1023
01:05:28,958 --> 01:05:31,833
My company can't make an advance payment.
1024
01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:39,291
Then I'll postpone paying the hotel
until after New Year's.
1025
01:05:39,916 --> 01:05:41,625
Sam will be back by then.
1026
01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,916
There's no need to hurry.
We still have time.
1027
01:05:47,958 --> 01:05:50,916
"I'm afraid we will lose our booking."
1028
01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:52,833
"Cremate…"
1029
01:05:54,625 --> 01:05:58,625
I can't hear you clearly. Cremate…
1030
01:05:59,291 --> 01:06:00,583
Cremate what?
1031
01:06:00,666 --> 01:06:03,916
Can't wait to pay after New Year's.
1032
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,500
Can't wait!
1033
01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:09,083
I see. If it's about that, it's okay.
1034
01:06:10,166 --> 01:06:13,250
Don't worry. It's not a problem
if we lose the booking.
1035
01:06:13,333 --> 01:06:15,041
The Royal is just as good.
1036
01:06:15,791 --> 01:06:16,625
No.
1037
01:06:17,291 --> 01:06:19,916
I told you that I only want Le Grand.
1038
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,875
Didn't I make myself clear?
1039
01:06:24,166 --> 01:06:25,083
Hey.
1040
01:06:26,083 --> 01:06:27,250
Why did you hang up?
1041
01:06:27,333 --> 01:06:30,916
Well, I'm pissed.
Why did he try to sell me the Royal?
1042
01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:59,041
Petch, how about this?
1043
01:06:59,125 --> 01:07:03,375
I will use my personal money
to pay you a million baht deposit.
1044
01:07:03,458 --> 01:07:05,416
Actually, I want to pay for it all,
1045
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,541
but I just bought a sports car
1046
01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:10,375
and I don't have enough cash.
1047
01:07:10,458 --> 01:07:14,041
But after New Year's,
I will pay you in full.
1048
01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:25,083
Then--
1049
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:26,875
Okay.
1050
01:07:26,958 --> 01:07:29,750
But can I ride in your sports car?
1051
01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:38,916
My car is four years old.
1052
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,875
Will your company loan me
a million for it?
1053
01:07:40,958 --> 01:07:42,250
I think so.
1054
01:07:42,333 --> 01:07:43,375
-Cool.
-Hey.
1055
01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:47,208
Are you loaning money
to pay Ms. Liu's deposit?
1056
01:07:48,083 --> 01:07:51,625
Even if Petch pays us,
we will only get two million.
1057
01:07:51,708 --> 01:07:54,333
I've got a plan
on how to not use that million.
1058
01:07:55,125 --> 01:07:56,333
What?
1059
01:07:56,916 --> 01:07:58,083
Do you know cashier's checks?
1060
01:08:01,291 --> 01:08:03,000
This is a cashier's check scam.
1061
01:08:03,083 --> 01:08:05,875
It will get us our three million.
1062
01:08:05,958 --> 01:08:08,291
I'll pledge my car for cash.
1063
01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:14,666
After I get the money,
I'll fly to Bangkok.
1064
01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:18,125
I'll buy a cashier's check
at Lhingwu Building.
1065
01:08:18,207 --> 01:08:19,916
Make the check out to Petch Prateepnon.
1066
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,916
I'll send a picture to Ms. Nongnuch.
1067
01:08:22,625 --> 01:08:25,166
She will forward the picture to Petch.
1068
01:08:26,457 --> 01:08:28,416
Petch, this is Liu.
1069
01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:31,332
I issued a cashier's check to you
and sent you the picture.
1070
01:08:31,416 --> 01:08:33,707
Please check if your name is correct.
1071
01:08:33,791 --> 01:08:35,457
My name is correct.
1072
01:08:35,541 --> 01:08:38,332
I'm going to Kalasin tomorrow
to visit a rice farm.
1073
01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:40,082
The plane lands in Khon Kaen.
1074
01:08:40,166 --> 01:08:41,500
Please come pick up your check.
1075
01:08:41,582 --> 01:08:43,082
What flight will you be on?
1076
01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:45,416
Do you want me to drive you to Kalasin?
1077
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:46,791
No need.
1078
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,541
A driver will pick me up.
1079
01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:02,875
Tomorrow when you meet Petch,
1080
01:09:03,582 --> 01:09:05,541
pretend you forgot the cashier's check.
1081
01:09:05,625 --> 01:09:07,707
Will Petch believe me?
1082
01:09:07,791 --> 01:09:09,625
-He won't.
-What?
1083
01:09:10,332 --> 01:09:13,332
He will call the bank.
The bank will verify for us
1084
01:09:13,416 --> 01:09:14,875
that the check has been issued.
1085
01:09:14,957 --> 01:09:17,291
Then we will cancel the check later.
1086
01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:19,541
This will save us from losing any money.
1087
01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:25,416
This world is such a scary place.
1088
01:09:27,082 --> 01:09:28,582
Are these dogs or polar bears?
1089
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:31,791
Tomorrow I will go hunting
for the Northern lights.
1090
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:33,166
I'm so excited!
1091
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:44,082
Ms. Liu.
1092
01:09:49,957 --> 01:09:52,500
It's for the most beautiful woman I know.
1093
01:09:52,582 --> 01:09:56,916
This is so cute. It will make me miss you.
1094
01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:08,291
My goodness. Why am I so forgetful?
1095
01:10:10,125 --> 01:10:12,500
I forgot to bring you the check.
1096
01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:14,250
What a bummer.
1097
01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:16,541
I really wanted
to give it to you in person.
1098
01:10:17,416 --> 01:10:18,666
What?
1099
01:10:18,750 --> 01:10:21,750
But I made an appointment
to make the payment this afternoon.
1100
01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:24,375
What should we do?
1101
01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:28,458
I'm really sorry.
1102
01:10:28,541 --> 01:10:31,458
I will call my secretary
to send you the check.
1103
01:10:31,541 --> 01:10:33,708
It will arrive at your office tomorrow.
1104
01:10:38,375 --> 01:10:41,916
Petch, can you pay the hotel first?
1105
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:42,833
Can you?
1106
01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:56,500
No problem, Ms. Liu.
1107
01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:58,750
I will advance the money and pay first.
1108
01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,875
You're so sweet.
1109
01:11:04,041 --> 01:11:07,625
Goodness. It's time for my car
to pick me up.
1110
01:11:07,708 --> 01:11:10,375
I have to go now. I'll see you later.
1111
01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:14,291
Okay. I will see you off
with a smile here.
1112
01:11:14,375 --> 01:11:15,708
Okay. Bye.
1113
01:11:15,791 --> 01:11:16,708
See you.
1114
01:11:22,583 --> 01:11:24,041
I'd like to verify a check.
1115
01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:25,500
Who is the check made out to?
1116
01:11:25,583 --> 01:11:28,583
It's made out to Petch Prateepnon.
1117
01:11:28,666 --> 01:11:30,291
What is the amount?
1118
01:11:30,833 --> 01:11:32,166
One million baht.
1119
01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:33,666
What's the check number?
1120
01:11:34,375 --> 01:11:36,750
It's 10475727.
1121
01:11:36,833 --> 01:11:38,166
The information matches.
1122
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,750
A cashier's check of one million baht
1123
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:43,416
has been issued at JNBC,
Bangkok Space branch.
1124
01:11:55,958 --> 01:11:57,875
Which room do you want?
1125
01:11:57,958 --> 01:11:58,916
Any room is fine.
1126
01:12:18,875 --> 01:12:22,916
Welcome to the executive suite
1127
01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:27,125
where we will celebrate
our success tonight.
1128
01:12:41,708 --> 01:12:42,958
Let's have a fancy dinner.
1129
01:12:43,041 --> 01:12:45,083
After Jone gets the money, let's meet up.
1130
01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:46,458
My treat.
1131
01:12:57,583 --> 01:12:59,875
I haven't slept in a bed in so long.
1132
01:12:59,958 --> 01:13:02,583
After this job, you won't have to sleep
in the car anymore.
1133
01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:10,666
You're avoiding me.
1134
01:13:17,375 --> 01:13:20,125
The lights are sound controlled.
1135
01:13:28,083 --> 01:13:29,125
You're drunk.
1136
01:13:34,208 --> 01:13:35,041
Shit!
1137
01:13:36,916 --> 01:13:37,791
Damn it.
1138
01:13:38,583 --> 01:13:40,041
Yingyod, my lovely buddy.
1139
01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:41,875
I didn't get to see the Northern Lights.
1140
01:13:41,958 --> 01:13:43,791
A husky bit my girl in the face.
1141
01:13:43,875 --> 01:13:45,541
We're going back to Thailand.
1142
01:13:49,041 --> 01:13:51,166
Damn. This will be close.
1143
01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:53,625
I'm sober now.
1144
01:13:55,875 --> 01:13:57,125
Jesus.
1145
01:13:57,208 --> 01:13:58,041
Goodness.
1146
01:13:58,125 --> 01:13:59,833
Find something to cover up the smell.
1147
01:13:59,916 --> 01:14:02,208
You reek of alcohol. Go.
1148
01:14:16,375 --> 01:14:17,500
I bet Bangkok can smell him.
1149
01:14:20,958 --> 01:14:22,541
His whole body reeks.
1150
01:14:24,291 --> 01:14:25,625
You forgot to zip up.
1151
01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:31,708
My gun is smoking!
1152
01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:40,000
Tower.
1153
01:14:41,916 --> 01:14:42,916
Today,
1154
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,750
let's CBP, Check Bill Petch.
1155
01:15:06,833 --> 01:15:07,875
Have you been waiting long?
1156
01:15:07,958 --> 01:15:09,125
Not really.
1157
01:15:12,291 --> 01:15:14,083
I drafted the contract.
1158
01:15:16,333 --> 01:15:18,625
TOTAL OF 3,000,000 BAHT
1159
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:28,041
Today, I'll pay one million as deposit.
1160
01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:34,375
We need to revise the contract.
1161
01:15:37,541 --> 01:15:40,916
When I get the money from the client,
I will pay you the rest.
1162
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,875
One million should guarantee that
1163
01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:44,541
I want the rooms for sure.
1164
01:15:45,583 --> 01:15:46,416
May I?
1165
01:15:56,791 --> 01:15:57,708
Have a look.
1166
01:15:59,166 --> 01:16:01,291
TOTAL OF 3,300,000 BAHT
1167
01:16:01,375 --> 01:16:04,375
If you pay in installments,
it must be 3.3 million.
1168
01:16:08,625 --> 01:16:10,791
If you want the three million rate,
1169
01:16:10,875 --> 01:16:13,958
you have to pay the full amount
within today.
1170
01:16:28,375 --> 01:16:29,250
A million?
1171
01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:30,708
He's so tricky.
1172
01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:35,666
Then I'll wait for Sam to return.
1173
01:16:37,083 --> 01:16:38,291
He's easier to talk to
1174
01:16:38,875 --> 01:16:40,291
since we are real close.
1175
01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:49,000
Mr. Petch, hold on.
1176
01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:54,791
He will only pay
as much as he got for the deposit.
1177
01:16:56,791 --> 01:16:58,833
Is it game on or game over?
1178
01:17:00,458 --> 01:17:01,833
It's game over.
1179
01:17:01,916 --> 01:17:03,083
This plan is dead.
1180
01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:05,875
A million in 4 to 5 days is quite okay.
1181
01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:08,458
What about the two sheep at the hotel?
1182
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:10,375
What do you want to do?
1183
01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:12,083
Cut them loose.
1184
01:17:18,416 --> 01:17:19,666
Take 500,000 each and split up.
1185
01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:24,291
Take care, bro.
1186
01:17:40,875 --> 01:17:42,291
CONTRACT
1187
01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:47,833
ARTICLE 1
I, TEWA SUPPAPAISAN,
1188
01:17:47,916 --> 01:17:51,083
PROMISE THAT
WHEN CBP-CHECK BILL PETCH IS DONE,
1189
01:17:54,791 --> 01:18:01,000
I WILL STOP CONNING PEOPLE
AND USE MY ABILITIES
1190
01:18:01,083 --> 01:18:03,541
TO EARN AN HONEST LIVING
1191
01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:13,500
BANGKOK
1192
01:18:13,583 --> 01:18:14,541
Mr. Tower's reservation?
1193
01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:15,958
This way, please.
1194
01:18:17,208 --> 01:18:18,750
You go in first.
1195
01:18:18,833 --> 01:18:19,916
Okay.
1196
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:20,833
Please follow me.
1197
01:18:38,708 --> 01:18:40,916
NICE EX-BANKER
1198
01:18:42,083 --> 01:18:43,125
DECLINE
1199
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:57,583
You want me to change the ice
for the oysters?
1200
01:19:09,541 --> 01:19:10,750
They aren't coming.
1201
01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:18,291
Let's eat. It's all good food.
1202
01:19:26,375 --> 01:19:27,250
It's delicious.
1203
01:19:34,458 --> 01:19:38,625
I, TEWA SUPPAPAISAN, PROMISE THAT
WHEN CBP-CHECK BILL PETCH IS DONE
1204
01:19:45,166 --> 01:19:48,666
Ina Review. Choo choo.
1205
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:50,375
Hello.
1206
01:19:50,458 --> 01:19:55,416
I review everything
in and out of this world, episode three.
1207
01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,083
Today, I will review
1208
01:19:57,166 --> 01:20:00,166
my misfortune at 25.
1209
01:20:00,875 --> 01:20:02,666
It just happened.
1210
01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:05,000
What happened?
1211
01:20:05,083 --> 01:20:07,125
A con artist scammed me.
1212
01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:31,333
I drove slowly, so I just arrived.
1213
01:20:36,166 --> 01:20:38,291
You planned it from the start,
1214
01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:39,416
to stab us in the back.
1215
01:20:41,875 --> 01:20:43,666
If you know the answer, why ask?
1216
01:20:43,750 --> 01:20:45,333
Do you enjoy seeing me look dumb?
1217
01:20:47,750 --> 01:20:48,791
Hey.
1218
01:21:05,916 --> 01:21:07,458
Do you enjoy seeing me look dumb?
1219
01:21:18,625 --> 01:21:20,041
Do you think I'll be mad?
1220
01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,625
Do you think I'm hurt?
1221
01:21:22,333 --> 01:21:23,458
I'm not.
1222
01:21:25,291 --> 01:21:27,541
If you don't know how to lie,
stop talking.
1223
01:21:33,875 --> 01:21:34,791
There he is,
1224
01:21:35,333 --> 01:21:37,375
the call center scammer.
1225
01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:41,208
He's a Southeast Asian man.
1226
01:21:41,291 --> 01:21:44,375
He's a 30-year-old criminal.
1227
01:21:44,458 --> 01:21:47,291
He can't be trusted.
He's a tricky swindler.
1228
01:21:47,375 --> 01:21:49,291
I was naive enough to trust him.
1229
01:21:49,958 --> 01:21:52,000
I was fooled over and over again.
1230
01:21:52,083 --> 01:21:55,833
Do you know what Ina stands for?
1231
01:21:56,833 --> 01:21:59,375
It stands for "ignorant."
1232
01:22:00,625 --> 01:22:02,083
I am stupid.
1233
01:22:02,166 --> 01:22:04,291
-Enough already.
-I'm stupid.
1234
01:22:04,375 --> 01:22:06,416
-I'm stupid!
-I said enough!
1235
01:22:11,208 --> 01:22:12,625
Stop crying.
1236
01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:15,458
Do you see?
1237
01:22:16,000 --> 01:22:18,125
No one dies from being conned
out of money.
1238
01:22:18,208 --> 01:22:19,666
It just breaks your heart.
1239
01:22:20,375 --> 01:22:23,708
It makes you want to run
into an electric pole and die.
1240
01:22:28,333 --> 01:22:29,333
You know…
1241
01:22:31,666 --> 01:22:33,166
I trusted you.
1242
01:22:33,791 --> 01:22:35,958
I really trusted you.
1243
01:22:56,500 --> 01:22:57,625
I'm a con man.
1244
01:23:01,250 --> 01:23:02,916
You know I can't be trusted.
1245
01:23:05,583 --> 01:23:07,125
Why did you come back?
1246
01:23:21,833 --> 01:23:24,833
Stop thinking about me
and focus on keeping your mom's land.
1247
01:23:27,291 --> 01:23:28,583
You read my lips.
1248
01:23:29,666 --> 01:23:31,333
Have you ever told me the truth?
1249
01:23:32,875 --> 01:23:34,083
Petch only paid one million.
1250
01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:37,708
I've got a plan to con
another two million out of him.
1251
01:23:38,833 --> 01:23:40,291
We can split the money as planned.
1252
01:23:41,833 --> 01:23:43,625
Or do you want to keep lying to your mom?
1253
01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:56,583
I'll continue with the plan.
1254
01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:00,833
Under one condition.
1255
01:24:04,416 --> 01:24:06,416
I'll be the last person
who holds the money.
1256
01:24:08,291 --> 01:24:09,125
Deal.
1257
01:24:28,583 --> 01:24:30,666
Can we still trust him?
1258
01:24:31,916 --> 01:24:32,916
No.
1259
01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:35,041
I don't trust him anymore.
1260
01:24:36,166 --> 01:24:39,833
I'm back from Russia.
1261
01:24:39,916 --> 01:24:42,708
All my peeps who are passing by Le Grand,
1262
01:24:42,791 --> 01:24:45,250
don't forget to stop by
and pick up your gifts.
1263
01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:47,541
It's chocolate vodka.
1264
01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:50,375
Don't eat too much
or you'll get drunk off your butt.
1265
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:56,833
Hello. What's up, bro?
1266
01:24:56,916 --> 01:24:58,166
Jone.
1267
01:24:58,250 --> 01:25:00,625
I changed my mind. Let's see this through.
1268
01:25:01,208 --> 01:25:02,333
Here they come.
1269
01:25:07,958 --> 01:25:09,541
The photographers you met last night,
1270
01:25:09,625 --> 01:25:11,625
the deceased's family hired them
every night.
1271
01:25:11,708 --> 01:25:13,708
Okay. I see.
1272
01:25:18,666 --> 01:25:21,166
Hello. I called you this morning.
1273
01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:24,708
I want to rent this place
to do a photo shoot.
1274
01:25:24,791 --> 01:25:25,750
-Okay.
-Yes.
1275
01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:28,500
Have you ever taken pictures of cars?
1276
01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:34,041
We volunteer for nonprofit organizations.
1277
01:25:34,125 --> 01:25:36,916
We take photos of car accidents.
Is that okay?
1278
01:25:37,000 --> 01:25:38,750
His legs are completely twisted.
1279
01:25:40,750 --> 01:25:43,500
I like it. It's high fashion.
1280
01:25:44,958 --> 01:25:46,083
When do you need us?
1281
01:25:46,666 --> 01:25:48,416
This afternoon. Are you free?
1282
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,166
Before we begin this new plan,
1283
01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,625
we need Petch to trust us again.
1284
01:25:52,708 --> 01:25:55,791
We must con him
using what we talked to him about before.
1285
01:25:56,458 --> 01:25:57,958
Hello, Ms. Liu.
1286
01:25:58,041 --> 01:26:00,000
Petch.
1287
01:26:00,083 --> 01:26:03,333
What I said about sending you the check--
1288
01:26:03,416 --> 01:26:05,583
There's been a change of plans.
1289
01:26:05,666 --> 01:26:09,291
From Kalasin, I'll stop by Buri Ram.
1290
01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:12,375
I will have a messenger
send the check to me instead.
1291
01:26:12,458 --> 01:26:15,000
Are you free to pick up the check?
1292
01:26:15,083 --> 01:26:17,583
I have something to show you.
1293
01:26:17,666 --> 01:26:18,791
Sounds good.
1294
01:26:18,875 --> 01:26:20,166
Where are you staying?
1295
01:26:25,041 --> 01:26:26,375
Ms. Liu, I've missed you.
1296
01:26:26,458 --> 01:26:29,000
Your check is in my room.
1297
01:26:29,083 --> 01:26:31,375
You can come and get it tonight.
1298
01:26:35,791 --> 01:26:36,916
Will Petch fall for it?
1299
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:40,375
I got Jone to find something big
to grab his attention.
1300
01:26:40,458 --> 01:26:42,458
He will forget about the check.
1301
01:26:49,875 --> 01:26:52,833
When I bought a sports car,
I bought it from this guy.
1302
01:27:07,791 --> 01:27:08,666
How are you?
1303
01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:09,791
Ms. Liu.
1304
01:27:14,750 --> 01:27:16,291
Here.
1305
01:27:16,833 --> 01:27:17,750
This is Auto.
1306
01:27:17,833 --> 01:27:19,875
He imports super-cars to sell.
1307
01:27:19,958 --> 01:27:22,958
He is the owner
of a big rice mill in Buri Ram.
1308
01:27:23,041 --> 01:27:25,708
He gives us advice
about the rice for Lhingwu beer.
1309
01:27:26,458 --> 01:27:29,750
Petch is the owner
of a tour company in Khon Kaen.
1310
01:27:29,833 --> 01:27:31,166
I see.
1311
01:27:32,166 --> 01:27:33,541
Have you ridden in a Ferrari?
1312
01:27:34,625 --> 01:27:35,500
Would you like to try?
1313
01:27:36,791 --> 01:27:37,666
Yes.
1314
01:27:37,750 --> 01:27:39,708
Then let's go to my rice mill.
1315
01:27:39,791 --> 01:27:40,666
It's wide open.
1316
01:27:44,250 --> 01:27:45,375
RENTAL MANUAL
1317
01:27:56,625 --> 01:27:59,041
-Do you normally drive fast?
-I'm not fast.
1318
01:28:02,333 --> 01:28:03,166
I'm furiously fast!
1319
01:28:04,791 --> 01:28:05,875
I usually go over 100.
1320
01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:07,125
When I want to have fun,
1321
01:28:07,875 --> 01:28:08,708
I do 200.
1322
01:28:08,791 --> 01:28:10,375
So what are you waiting for?
1323
01:28:13,791 --> 01:28:14,625
Let's step on it.
1324
01:28:19,666 --> 01:28:20,875
Wow. We're flying.
1325
01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:22,583
Yes.
1326
01:28:30,083 --> 01:28:30,916
Let's go.
1327
01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:34,708
I looked it up on the Internet.
1328
01:28:34,791 --> 01:28:38,666
It says a Ferrari can go from zero to 200
in 11 seconds.
1329
01:28:38,750 --> 01:28:39,916
Yes.
1330
01:28:41,041 --> 01:28:42,458
Let's test this car's limit.
1331
01:28:43,458 --> 01:28:46,291
Right now, my body craves speed.
1332
01:28:47,291 --> 01:28:48,833
Ms. Liu might mind.
1333
01:28:48,916 --> 01:28:49,916
This is a new car.
1334
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:53,416
Come on. This is a Ferrari.
1335
01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:57,458
Let's do it!
1336
01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:58,416
Come on!
1337
01:29:00,666 --> 01:29:01,833
Let's go!
1338
01:29:28,333 --> 01:29:29,916
-Go faster.
-Faster?
1339
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:30,875
Yes!
1340
01:29:32,250 --> 01:29:33,458
Press the pedal to the metal.
1341
01:29:36,541 --> 01:29:37,791
Faster!
1342
01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:41,958
Top speed all the way!
1343
01:29:45,791 --> 01:29:48,250
Wow! There it is!
1344
01:29:54,708 --> 01:29:56,541
A turtle!
1345
01:29:57,416 --> 01:29:58,666
There's a turtle!
1346
01:30:02,666 --> 01:30:03,541
Look out!
1347
01:30:28,333 --> 01:30:29,416
Damn!
1348
01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:31,833
That drift was beautiful
just like in Furious 7.
1349
01:30:32,416 --> 01:30:33,750
You should buy one.
1350
01:30:33,833 --> 01:30:34,916
Vin Diesel.
1351
01:30:50,208 --> 01:30:53,166
The plan is for Ms. Liu
to get Petch to invest
1352
01:30:53,250 --> 01:30:55,041
in a sports car at a special price.
1353
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:57,375
But there is one condition.
1354
01:30:57,458 --> 01:30:59,541
Both of you need to invest two million
1355
01:31:00,041 --> 01:31:01,750
and agree to pay cash in person.
1356
01:31:01,833 --> 01:31:03,708
Our side will invest two million.
1357
01:31:03,791 --> 01:31:05,916
The first million is
from the money Petch gave us.
1358
01:31:06,000 --> 01:31:07,208
The second million is
1359
01:31:07,708 --> 01:31:08,583
from this check.
1360
01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:11,291
But it needs to be cashed in
only in Bangkok.
1361
01:31:12,500 --> 01:31:14,708
I will sign a power of attorney.
1362
01:31:14,791 --> 01:31:16,541
You must cash it in
at the Lhingwu Building
1363
01:31:16,625 --> 01:31:17,583
where it was issued.
1364
01:31:27,166 --> 01:31:29,125
Hey, Auto.
1365
01:31:29,208 --> 01:31:31,458
Is this the car for my partner?
1366
01:31:31,541 --> 01:31:32,541
You got it.
1367
01:31:32,625 --> 01:31:34,333
I'm sure your partner will love it.
1368
01:31:34,416 --> 01:31:36,000
This color is limited edition.
1369
01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:38,375
I borrowed it to promote my page.
1370
01:31:38,458 --> 01:31:39,791
Go ahead.
1371
01:31:39,875 --> 01:31:40,875
Okay.
1372
01:31:42,583 --> 01:31:44,291
Let's see.
1373
01:31:46,541 --> 01:31:48,875
Can you capture the power of the engine?
1374
01:31:48,958 --> 01:31:52,000
Summon the wild horse's spirit
from the grille of the car.
1375
01:31:52,083 --> 01:31:56,000
Can I take a photo for my partner to see?
1376
01:31:56,083 --> 01:31:57,166
Snap away.
1377
01:32:02,041 --> 01:32:04,916
I will sell you the car for four million.
1378
01:32:05,000 --> 01:32:06,791
The market price is six million.
1379
01:32:09,250 --> 01:32:11,625
You're giving me a two-million margin.
1380
01:32:11,708 --> 01:32:13,583
I don't want to make a profit.
1381
01:32:13,666 --> 01:32:15,666
I want to make an impression
on my partner.
1382
01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:18,625
Take it. I made enough
from selling you the Ferrari.
1383
01:32:19,416 --> 01:32:20,291
We're friends.
1384
01:32:20,375 --> 01:32:22,583
You're so good to me, Auto.
1385
01:32:24,458 --> 01:32:25,541
I have one condition though.
1386
01:32:26,250 --> 01:32:28,750
I want four million in cash today.
1387
01:32:28,833 --> 01:32:31,125
I just bought a Ferrari.
1388
01:32:31,208 --> 01:32:33,375
I'm afraid I won't have enough cash.
1389
01:32:33,458 --> 01:32:36,416
Then this car will have to go
to your frenemy, Mr. Chok.
1390
01:32:37,083 --> 01:32:38,208
Is Chok interested?
1391
01:32:38,291 --> 01:32:39,875
-Very.
-I won't let that happen.
1392
01:32:39,958 --> 01:32:44,208
I'll sell some stocks at a loss
so I can buy this car.
1393
01:32:44,291 --> 01:32:47,041
That's good.
Why would you keep losing stocks
1394
01:32:47,541 --> 01:32:49,041
when you can profit from this?
1395
01:32:56,666 --> 01:32:57,500
Petch.
1396
01:32:59,416 --> 01:33:02,000
Do you want to invest with me
for two million each?
1397
01:33:02,833 --> 01:33:04,375
I won't have to sell lots of stocks.
1398
01:33:04,958 --> 01:33:07,458
I'm afraid it won't be worth it
when the prices go up.
1399
01:33:07,541 --> 01:33:08,708
Ms. Liu.
1400
01:33:08,791 --> 01:33:10,666
I don't want an outsider involved.
1401
01:33:11,458 --> 01:33:12,458
Sorry, dude.
1402
01:33:14,666 --> 01:33:15,541
I understand.
1403
01:33:22,291 --> 01:33:24,916
Auto, can you let Petch in
on the investment?
1404
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:26,416
He isn't an outsider.
1405
01:33:26,500 --> 01:33:27,375
He is with me.
1406
01:33:35,208 --> 01:33:36,833
Don't give me a hard time.
1407
01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:40,333
I want him to have a piece of the cake.
1408
01:33:41,416 --> 01:33:44,000
If you vouch for him, I'm okay with it.
1409
01:33:44,583 --> 01:33:48,333
If you want to give him some cake,
I won't stand in your way.
1410
01:33:48,416 --> 01:33:50,583
But you have to buy it
under your name only.
1411
01:33:51,166 --> 01:33:52,500
You can't tell anybody.
1412
01:33:53,708 --> 01:33:55,041
Dude.
1413
01:33:56,166 --> 01:33:57,291
You're a lucky guy.
1414
01:34:00,791 --> 01:34:03,625
Petch, actually,
1415
01:34:03,708 --> 01:34:06,708
I really just want to impress my partner.
1416
01:34:06,791 --> 01:34:07,625
As for the profit,
1417
01:34:08,166 --> 01:34:09,208
I will give it all to you.
1418
01:34:09,291 --> 01:34:10,875
Ms. Liu, don't pressure him.
1419
01:34:10,958 --> 01:34:12,541
He isn't rich like you.
1420
01:34:14,916 --> 01:34:15,750
When is the deadline?
1421
01:34:17,166 --> 01:34:18,291
I'll see Chok this evening.
1422
01:34:18,375 --> 01:34:21,375
If you won't take it,
he's ready to drive off with it.
1423
01:34:21,458 --> 01:34:25,166
Then you should prepare
to apologize to Mr. Chok.
1424
01:34:32,125 --> 01:34:35,583
Can you get two million by this afternoon?
1425
01:34:36,541 --> 01:34:37,541
I think so.
1426
01:34:41,708 --> 01:34:43,250
I want to cancel this cashier's check.
1427
01:34:46,500 --> 01:34:48,083
Here's one million baht.
1428
01:34:53,000 --> 01:34:53,875
Ms. Kanokpon.
1429
01:34:53,958 --> 01:34:55,583
What is it, Petch?
1430
01:34:55,666 --> 01:34:57,625
My friend invited me to buy land.
1431
01:34:57,708 --> 01:34:59,166
He told me to buy it now.
1432
01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:01,458
When the high-speed train is finished,
1433
01:35:01,541 --> 01:35:03,208
the price will triple.
1434
01:35:03,916 --> 01:35:05,708
Really? That's interesting.
1435
01:35:06,708 --> 01:35:10,000
Can I borrow two million from you?
1436
01:35:10,083 --> 01:35:11,791
I have to pay him this evening.
1437
01:35:11,875 --> 01:35:13,833
Could you let me borrow the money?
1438
01:35:14,666 --> 01:35:15,958
I'm a bit short this month.
1439
01:35:16,041 --> 01:35:19,166
I just bought you a BMW.
1440
01:35:19,250 --> 01:35:22,500
You don't need to do any side hustles.
1441
01:35:23,666 --> 01:35:26,041
I have to go. A client is calling.
1442
01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:30,125
I'll have a truck
transport the Ferrari for you.
1443
01:35:30,208 --> 01:35:32,583
If you want the Mustang for real,
1444
01:35:32,666 --> 01:35:33,875
I can send both cars to you.
1445
01:35:35,458 --> 01:35:36,791
So can you get the money?
1446
01:35:38,041 --> 01:35:40,375
Well, I--
1447
01:35:40,458 --> 01:35:42,625
If I take out two million now,
1448
01:35:42,708 --> 01:35:45,041
it will affect my company's cash flow.
1449
01:35:45,958 --> 01:35:46,916
Petch.
1450
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:49,750
I already asked for a favor from Auto.
1451
01:35:55,250 --> 01:35:58,500
Petch doesn't have enough money.
I will buy the car myself.
1452
01:36:02,375 --> 01:36:06,125
Auto, can I ride with you
to finalize the payment?
1453
01:36:06,208 --> 01:36:07,416
Sure.
1454
01:36:08,250 --> 01:36:10,041
I will take Auto out for dinner.
1455
01:36:10,625 --> 01:36:13,250
I will let you know
when you can pick up the check.
1456
01:36:13,333 --> 01:36:14,458
I'll leave it at the lobby.
1457
01:36:14,541 --> 01:36:15,500
Let's go.
1458
01:36:18,791 --> 01:36:19,625
Shit.
1459
01:36:21,375 --> 01:36:23,416
He's on the fence.
Let's pick Ina up at the airport.
1460
01:36:40,458 --> 01:36:41,791
Hello. Who's calling?
1461
01:36:41,875 --> 01:36:44,125
Hello, Petch.
1462
01:36:44,208 --> 01:36:45,625
This is Samson.
1463
01:36:45,708 --> 01:36:46,833
Didn't you save my number?
1464
01:36:47,666 --> 01:36:48,750
I saved it.
1465
01:36:49,750 --> 01:36:51,333
I have your number saved.
1466
01:36:51,416 --> 01:36:54,750
I was on holiday in Russia,
so you couldn't contact me.
1467
01:36:55,333 --> 01:36:56,333
Holiday?
1468
01:36:56,416 --> 01:36:57,541
Yes.
1469
01:36:57,625 --> 01:37:00,333
It was so cold.
1470
01:37:00,416 --> 01:37:03,083
I had to wear four layers of sweaters,
1471
01:37:03,166 --> 01:37:04,833
like playing Russian roulette with snow.
1472
01:37:06,333 --> 01:37:07,250
Sam.
1473
01:37:07,750 --> 01:37:10,916
But you texted me
that you went to a seminar.
1474
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:13,291
You had Mr. Pongsakorn
deal with me instead.
1475
01:37:13,875 --> 01:37:14,833
No.
1476
01:37:14,916 --> 01:37:16,750
Our hotel has nobody named Pongsakorn.
1477
01:37:17,791 --> 01:37:19,916
Who is Pongsakorn?
1478
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:21,625
I didn't have anyone deal with you.
1479
01:37:24,166 --> 01:37:26,208
Sam, I have to go. Something came up.
1480
01:37:56,416 --> 01:37:58,833
A cashier's check
payable to Petch Prateepnon
1481
01:37:58,916 --> 01:38:00,541
has been canceled.
1482
01:38:00,625 --> 01:38:02,416
Do you have any other inquires…
1483
01:38:13,500 --> 01:38:14,458
Shit.
1484
01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:27,041
How many people?
1485
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:54,916
Two million in total.
1486
01:39:07,958 --> 01:39:09,041
Hey!
1487
01:39:12,458 --> 01:39:13,458
An ant bit my foot.
1488
01:39:16,541 --> 01:39:18,416
-How many people?
-Two people.
1489
01:39:33,708 --> 01:39:34,916
I know everything.
1490
01:39:36,583 --> 01:39:38,541
I saw them pick you up at the airport.
1491
01:39:39,583 --> 01:39:41,500
You're working with those con artists
1492
01:39:41,583 --> 01:39:43,000
to con me out of money.
1493
01:39:44,166 --> 01:39:45,958
I've lost a million of my savings.
1494
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:48,541
Do I deserve this?
1495
01:39:48,625 --> 01:39:51,541
If you never tricked me,
do you think I would do this?
1496
01:39:51,625 --> 01:39:54,500
You deserve to lose that one million.
1497
01:39:56,375 --> 01:39:59,125
I could report them to the police,
but I didn't.
1498
01:39:59,916 --> 01:40:01,125
It's because you're involved.
1499
01:40:04,291 --> 01:40:05,375
I never thought
1500
01:40:06,541 --> 01:40:08,208
that what I did to you
1501
01:40:09,833 --> 01:40:11,458
would make you go this far.
1502
01:40:13,833 --> 01:40:15,041
I admit
1503
01:40:16,041 --> 01:40:17,208
I intended to fool you
1504
01:40:18,208 --> 01:40:19,541
and Kanokpon.
1505
01:40:20,208 --> 01:40:21,375
But the things I did,
1506
01:40:21,875 --> 01:40:23,875
I did it to survive.
1507
01:40:23,958 --> 01:40:24,916
It's what you're doing.
1508
01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:27,208
It's not the same. Not at all.
1509
01:40:30,333 --> 01:40:31,583
I'm really sorry.
1510
01:40:32,916 --> 01:40:34,958
It's too late to be sorry.
1511
01:40:36,083 --> 01:40:36,958
I know.
1512
01:40:38,625 --> 01:40:40,625
Right now, I can only think about
1513
01:40:41,875 --> 01:40:43,500
how I can make it up to you.
1514
01:40:45,083 --> 01:40:46,666
Because good people like you
1515
01:40:47,625 --> 01:40:49,875
shouldn't get involved
with those con artists.
1516
01:40:55,166 --> 01:40:57,500
I'll play along and give them two million.
1517
01:40:59,666 --> 01:41:01,458
If you can get all the money back,
1518
01:41:03,208 --> 01:41:05,166
we'll get two million from those guys.
1519
01:41:07,458 --> 01:41:09,416
Do you want me to betray them?
1520
01:41:10,916 --> 01:41:13,625
I just want my one million back.
1521
01:41:14,958 --> 01:41:16,791
You can have the other million.
1522
01:41:17,958 --> 01:41:19,666
I just want to help you.
1523
01:41:24,250 --> 01:41:25,125
Ina.
1524
01:41:26,958 --> 01:41:28,291
Do you really think
1525
01:41:29,041 --> 01:41:31,500
those con artists next door
1526
01:41:32,666 --> 01:41:33,833
will share the money with you?
1527
01:41:38,625 --> 01:41:40,250
After I give them the money,
1528
01:41:41,791 --> 01:41:43,541
can you find a way to get it back?
1529
01:41:44,666 --> 01:41:46,083
Can you do that for me?
1530
01:41:54,875 --> 01:41:56,083
PETCH (KANOKPON TOUR)
1531
01:41:56,166 --> 01:41:58,041
Petch is calling.
1532
01:41:59,500 --> 01:42:00,333
Answer it.
1533
01:42:06,375 --> 01:42:07,875
I want in too.
1534
01:42:09,416 --> 01:42:11,041
Where are you now?
1535
01:42:12,750 --> 01:42:14,250
PETCH PRATEEPNON
1536
01:42:17,041 --> 01:42:18,166
I'll withdraw two million.
1537
01:42:21,208 --> 01:42:22,333
Here's two million baht.
1538
01:42:35,833 --> 01:42:38,625
I want to thank you for this opportunity.
1539
01:43:16,500 --> 01:43:17,375
Where's the contract?
1540
01:43:19,791 --> 01:43:21,625
It's here. I have it ready.
1541
01:43:36,375 --> 01:43:37,750
Do you any problems with it?
1542
01:43:37,833 --> 01:43:38,666
Well,
1543
01:43:39,833 --> 01:43:40,916
not at all.
1544
01:43:42,375 --> 01:43:43,375
Okay.
1545
01:43:54,041 --> 01:43:55,041
Right.
1546
01:44:09,500 --> 01:44:11,458
No need to count it.
The two million is all there.
1547
01:44:12,166 --> 01:44:13,291
You can trust me.
1548
01:44:15,375 --> 01:44:16,375
I'm not afraid it's short.
1549
01:44:17,458 --> 01:44:18,416
I'm afraid it's over.
1550
01:44:27,541 --> 01:44:29,375
He won't carry the money himself.
1551
01:44:30,458 --> 01:44:32,166
He will leave the money with me
1552
01:44:32,250 --> 01:44:33,208
in this room,
1553
01:44:34,041 --> 01:44:36,958
so I can go to the bank
to deposit everybody's share.
1554
01:44:40,250 --> 01:44:41,458
Let's help each other out.
1555
01:44:44,791 --> 01:44:45,708
Ina.
1556
01:44:47,083 --> 01:44:48,333
I care about you.
1557
01:44:59,291 --> 01:45:01,166
You guys are quite daring.
1558
01:45:01,250 --> 01:45:02,875
You saw a picture in a chat
1559
01:45:02,958 --> 01:45:04,791
and agreed to buy a six-million-baht car.
1560
01:45:04,875 --> 01:45:06,041
It's normal.
1561
01:45:06,708 --> 01:45:08,416
We all trust each other.
1562
01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:09,375
We don't cheat.
1563
01:45:12,708 --> 01:45:14,333
The lamb stew here is good.
1564
01:45:15,208 --> 01:45:16,250
You should order some.
1565
01:45:18,083 --> 01:45:20,000
I don't like stew.
1566
01:45:20,541 --> 01:45:21,375
It stinks.
1567
01:45:32,000 --> 01:45:33,291
Thank you, Ms. Liu.
1568
01:46:09,166 --> 01:46:10,333
It's on you now.
1569
01:46:25,666 --> 01:46:26,916
Ina, good job.
1570
01:46:43,791 --> 01:46:44,791
Petch!
1571
01:46:47,708 --> 01:46:49,000
Did you trick me again?
1572
01:46:52,583 --> 01:46:55,625
Hey. You should know me better by now.
1573
01:46:56,208 --> 01:46:58,416
-I watch your reviews.
-Petch.
1574
01:46:59,416 --> 01:47:02,208
Next episode, review how stupid you are.
1575
01:47:02,916 --> 01:47:05,541
Lots of people will watch for real.
1576
01:47:06,375 --> 01:47:07,208
Petch.
1577
01:47:07,708 --> 01:47:09,250
Stop smiling.
1578
01:47:10,958 --> 01:47:12,166
The one who should be smiling
1579
01:47:12,666 --> 01:47:13,875
is me!
1580
01:47:15,583 --> 01:47:16,875
Did you really think
1581
01:47:16,958 --> 01:47:19,583
I would be that stupid
to trust a jerk like you again?
1582
01:47:25,666 --> 01:47:27,083
The plan is
1583
01:47:27,166 --> 01:47:31,083
for Ms. Liu to get Petch to invest
in a sports car at a special price.
1584
01:47:32,000 --> 01:47:33,125
This plan won't work.
1585
01:47:33,625 --> 01:47:36,166
Petch gets easy money from women.
Why would he invest?
1586
01:47:36,250 --> 01:47:37,500
We don't have any sheep left.
1587
01:47:37,583 --> 01:47:38,708
You have me.
1588
01:47:38,791 --> 01:47:40,000
I’m still Petch's sheep.
1589
01:47:44,666 --> 01:47:46,750
Can you find a way to put me in the plan?
1590
01:47:49,416 --> 01:47:51,041
Then you'll have to pretend to betray us.
1591
01:47:53,875 --> 01:47:56,416
You should prepare
to apologize to Mr. Chok.
1592
01:47:59,333 --> 01:48:00,625
Hello, Sam?
1593
01:48:00,708 --> 01:48:02,583
Can you call Petch from Kanokpon Tour?
1594
01:48:02,666 --> 01:48:05,291
I ran into him
and he said he couldn't reach you.
1595
01:48:05,375 --> 01:48:06,625
Hello.
1596
01:48:07,291 --> 01:48:08,500
Sam.
1597
01:48:08,583 --> 01:48:10,291
-But you texted me--
-"But you texted me
1598
01:48:10,375 --> 01:48:11,750
that you went to a seminar."
1599
01:48:11,833 --> 01:48:14,083
"You had Mr. Pongsakorn
deal with me instead."
1600
01:48:19,958 --> 01:48:21,666
-He's coming.
-Awesome.
1601
01:48:26,500 --> 01:48:28,708
Don't block the way. Petch is behind us.
1602
01:48:28,791 --> 01:48:31,125
Show your face a bit,
so he sees you clearly.
1603
01:48:32,708 --> 01:48:33,791
Shit.
1604
01:48:33,875 --> 01:48:34,833
Ina.
1605
01:48:35,958 --> 01:48:37,708
I care about you.
1606
01:48:40,791 --> 01:48:42,583
Care my ass!
1607
01:48:46,625 --> 01:48:47,541
It's on you now.
1608
01:48:49,208 --> 01:48:50,250
Hey.
1609
01:48:50,333 --> 01:48:52,375
Take his picture
when he realizes the truth.
1610
01:48:52,458 --> 01:48:55,291
Don't be paranoid. He has no clue.
1611
01:48:57,500 --> 01:48:59,500
I'm reviewing stupidity now,
1612
01:48:59,583 --> 01:49:01,041
and it's your stupidity.
1613
01:49:03,583 --> 01:49:05,416
Check Bill Petch.
1614
01:49:12,625 --> 01:49:14,375
Hey!
1615
01:49:18,208 --> 01:49:19,083
Damn it!
1616
01:49:21,250 --> 01:49:23,041
FYI.
1617
01:49:23,125 --> 01:49:26,458
There are criminals
posing as our hotel staff.
1618
01:49:26,541 --> 01:49:29,583
Any customers who suffered any damage,
please call me.
1619
01:49:29,666 --> 01:49:32,125
This con job will not end nicely!
1620
01:49:32,208 --> 01:49:34,125
It won't end nicely!
1621
01:49:34,208 --> 01:49:36,750
MS. KANOKPON
1622
01:49:39,750 --> 01:49:41,333
Hello, Ms. Kanokpon.
1623
01:49:41,416 --> 01:49:42,625
Don't sweet-talk me.
1624
01:49:42,708 --> 01:49:44,750
Your ex sent me your voice clip.
1625
01:49:45,750 --> 01:49:50,125
I admit I intended to fool you
and Kanokpon.
1626
01:49:50,208 --> 01:49:51,666
Come on.
1627
01:49:51,750 --> 01:49:53,583
It's easy to edit a clip these days.
1628
01:49:53,666 --> 01:49:56,000
You need to listen to what I'm saying now.
1629
01:49:56,083 --> 01:49:58,250
I'm not listening. Get out of my company.
1630
01:49:58,333 --> 01:49:59,875
Don't try to take my BMW with you
1631
01:49:59,958 --> 01:50:01,666
or I will sue you, you jackass!
1632
01:50:01,750 --> 01:50:04,541
Okay, you hag!
If you want to sue me, go ahead.
1633
01:50:04,625 --> 01:50:07,916
This voice clip can't be used as evidence.
1634
01:50:08,000 --> 01:50:09,083
I won't sue you in court.
1635
01:50:09,166 --> 01:50:10,875
I will report this to Ellen, my bestie.
1636
01:50:11,458 --> 01:50:13,000
You'll have no standing in society.
1637
01:50:13,083 --> 01:50:15,833
You can wait by the TV.
The world will know who you are.
1638
01:50:15,916 --> 01:50:16,875
Whatever.
1639
01:50:16,958 --> 01:50:18,916
Are you done talking, you hag?
1640
01:50:19,000 --> 01:50:20,083
No!
1641
01:50:20,166 --> 01:50:22,791
If you report those people
who sent me the clip to the police,
1642
01:50:22,875 --> 01:50:24,333
you better buy life insurance.
1643
01:50:24,416 --> 01:50:25,875
You'll be dead.
1644
01:50:27,208 --> 01:50:28,291
Damn it!
1645
01:50:39,791 --> 01:50:40,750
Mommy!
1646
01:51:01,250 --> 01:51:04,000
Good job. Ina Jitimaim.
1647
01:51:08,208 --> 01:51:09,166
Hold on.
1648
01:51:11,375 --> 01:51:12,291
Baa.
1649
01:51:14,958 --> 01:51:16,041
Baa.
1650
01:51:20,458 --> 01:51:21,875
Baa.
1651
01:51:22,625 --> 01:51:26,750
-Baa.
-Baa.
1652
01:51:29,458 --> 01:51:31,291
Give me a special discount next time.
1653
01:51:31,375 --> 01:51:32,250
Okay.
1654
01:51:33,708 --> 01:51:35,208
Here's three million.
1655
01:51:37,083 --> 01:51:40,041
This is Tower's and yours as we agreed.
1656
01:51:41,333 --> 01:51:42,625
Thank you, Jone.
1657
01:51:45,916 --> 01:51:46,833
Thank you.
1658
01:51:46,916 --> 01:51:48,333
You’re a quick learner.
1659
01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:57,875
I'm sorry for getting you
involved in this.
1660
01:51:58,500 --> 01:51:59,708
What are you talking about?
1661
01:52:02,708 --> 01:52:04,791
We won't talk about this
for the rest of our lives.
1662
01:52:04,875 --> 01:52:05,750
Do you understand?
1663
01:52:06,416 --> 01:52:07,416
Okay.
1664
01:52:10,375 --> 01:52:11,541
Thanks.
1665
01:52:20,833 --> 01:52:22,833
Here. This is your cut.
1666
01:52:30,000 --> 01:52:31,375
-One, two, three.
-One, two, three.
1667
01:52:33,750 --> 01:52:35,041
What's next?
1668
01:52:35,125 --> 01:52:36,875
Songkran is coming up.
1669
01:52:37,500 --> 01:52:39,083
Let's do an air ticket scam.
1670
01:52:39,625 --> 01:52:40,916
I'll be the decoy.
1671
01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:44,416
You can be an airline agent, okay?
1672
01:52:44,500 --> 01:52:45,666
Sure.
1673
01:52:45,750 --> 01:52:48,250
But I want no pregnant women,
no old people,
1674
01:52:48,333 --> 01:52:50,666
nobody in debt, and no you.
1675
01:52:51,666 --> 01:52:53,791
You don't want me!
1676
01:53:12,250 --> 01:53:13,916
You are a con artist.
1677
01:53:14,416 --> 01:53:15,708
She is a good girl.
1678
01:53:16,666 --> 01:53:17,916
It won't work.
1679
01:53:18,708 --> 01:53:19,875
Trust this crook.
1680
01:53:20,791 --> 01:53:21,708
I know.
1681
01:53:58,875 --> 01:54:00,000
I'm so relieved.
1682
01:54:01,666 --> 01:54:03,166
Thank you, Tower.
1683
01:54:10,458 --> 01:54:12,666
Was it worth it?
1684
01:54:21,083 --> 01:54:24,250
NICE EX-BANKER
1685
01:54:55,416 --> 01:54:56,666
I'm a con man.
1686
01:54:57,500 --> 01:54:59,041
You know I can't be trusted.
1687
01:54:59,125 --> 01:55:00,708
Why did you come back?
1688
01:55:09,875 --> 01:55:11,541
Seeing your smile makes it worth it.
1689
01:56:13,625 --> 01:56:15,041
ARTICLE 1
I, TEWA SUPPAPAISAN,
1690
01:56:15,125 --> 01:56:17,291
PROMISE THAT
WHEN CBP-CHECK BILL PETCH IS DONE,
1691
01:56:17,375 --> 01:56:20,375
I'LL STOP CONNING PEOPLE AND USE
MY ABILITIES TO EARN AN HONEST LIVING
1692
01:56:20,458 --> 01:56:24,041
TEWA SUPPAPAISAN
1693
01:56:37,791 --> 01:56:38,916
Thank you.
1694
01:56:42,208 --> 01:56:43,041
And
1695
01:56:43,666 --> 01:56:44,750
don't get conned again.
1696
01:56:45,916 --> 01:56:47,041
Okay.
1697
01:57:12,041 --> 01:57:13,000
Tower.
1698
01:58:20,666 --> 01:58:23,166
I'm taking your money to do a tour scam.
1699
01:58:23,250 --> 01:58:26,000
I will return it someday.
You can trust this crook.
1700
01:58:26,583 --> 01:58:27,791
Damn you, Jone!
1701
01:58:41,791 --> 01:58:42,708
What?
1702
01:58:44,791 --> 01:58:48,083
Article two, if Mr. Tewa complies
with requirement number one,
1703
01:58:48,166 --> 01:58:50,250
I, Ms. Ina Jitimaim,
1704
01:58:50,333 --> 01:58:54,500
will be happy to get to know
Mr. Tewa Suppapaisan.
1705
01:58:54,583 --> 01:58:55,708
Ina Jitimaim.
1706
01:59:42,541 --> 01:59:45,458
OVERDUE BALANCE OF 50,000 BAHT
1707
01:59:48,458 --> 01:59:51,666
MR. TEWA SUPPAPAISAN
LOAN TOTAL 1,000,000 BAHT
1708
02:00:06,958 --> 02:00:09,333
Hello, Mr. Tewa.
1709
02:00:10,333 --> 02:00:11,416
Who's speaking?
1710
02:00:12,416 --> 02:00:16,041
I'm Ina Jitimaim.
I'm a debt collector at Srisawad.
1711
02:00:20,583 --> 02:00:21,666
Hello?
1712
02:00:21,750 --> 02:00:23,791
Are you still there?
1713
02:00:23,875 --> 02:00:25,625
I'm listening.
1714
02:00:26,750 --> 02:00:28,041
I'm calling to inform you
1715
02:00:28,125 --> 02:00:31,875
that your loan payment
is overdue by one week.
1716
02:00:32,833 --> 02:00:33,875
I know.
1717
02:00:34,458 --> 02:00:36,125
I have no money right now.
1718
02:00:36,666 --> 02:00:38,166
Can I postpone the payment?
1719
02:00:38,833 --> 02:00:40,666
Are you having financial problems?
1720
02:00:42,208 --> 02:00:45,083
I invested the money in a tour agency.
1721
02:00:46,125 --> 02:00:47,916
We were on lockdown for two months.
1722
02:00:48,000 --> 02:00:49,458
We just started to have customers.
1723
02:00:53,500 --> 02:00:55,791
CHOK BOON PA TRAVEL
1724
02:00:55,875 --> 02:00:59,833
Please bring your business documents
to the company.
1725
02:00:59,916 --> 02:01:02,125
We can come up with a compromise.
1726
02:01:04,041 --> 02:01:04,916
When?
1727
02:01:06,375 --> 02:01:07,583
How about tomorrow?
1728
02:01:08,166 --> 02:01:09,166
Okay.
1729
02:01:11,583 --> 02:01:12,625
Do you have
1730
02:01:12,708 --> 02:01:14,875
any other inquiries?
1731
02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:18,833
I do.
1732
02:01:21,791 --> 02:01:23,041
Do you have a boyfriend yet?
1733
02:01:26,375 --> 02:01:28,791
Is it too late
to tell you that I like you?
1734
02:01:33,958 --> 02:01:35,916
VISITING ROOM
1735
02:01:43,958 --> 02:01:45,666
How are you, youngsters?
1736
02:01:45,750 --> 02:01:48,416
What's up? Jone Crook.
1737
02:01:50,125 --> 02:01:51,333
I'm a crook in jail.
1738
02:01:51,416 --> 02:01:53,250
Since COVID hit us,
1739
02:01:54,916 --> 02:01:58,166
people got scared
and returned all their tickets.
1740
02:01:59,500 --> 02:02:01,000
I couldn't move the money in time.
1741
02:02:01,583 --> 02:02:02,458
It was game over.
1742
02:02:03,041 --> 02:02:04,375
Will you quit being a con artist?
1743
02:02:09,541 --> 02:02:10,416
Are you dating?
1744
02:02:11,250 --> 02:02:12,750
I'm conning her now.
1745
02:02:14,833 --> 02:02:15,750
And you?
1746
02:02:17,041 --> 02:02:18,208
You know he's conning you.
1747
02:02:19,375 --> 02:02:20,416
You willing to be conned?
1748
02:02:21,458 --> 02:02:22,291
I am.
1749
02:02:25,333 --> 02:02:27,333
Then if nobody has any objections,
1750
02:02:28,125 --> 02:02:30,916
the groom may kiss the bride.
1751
02:02:57,583 --> 02:02:58,708
Thanks, bro.